What would you do if one day you woke up completely blind?

[William]

At least I have an excuse to wear shades everywhere now, I guess.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Probably have a bout of spiralling out of control with hookers and booze and pizza until one of the hookers stabs me for my gibs.

 

[axfaxf]

I guess my shitposting will suffer. It will not end.

 

[Punchoboe]

I would undoubtedly upgrade my Audible subscription.

 

[The Magnificence]

What little self control/self censor I have would go straight out the window. I'm disabled, motherfuckers, put up with whatever shit I shovel down your throat or I'll see your asses in court.

 

[winterfag]

I'd cry.

but your eyes wouldn't work anymore

 

[cybertoaster]

If its incurable then I'm killing myself.

Problem is being blind I'm gonna have a hard time finding a cliff to jump off from.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

It would be hard to travel outside my house, but I know the inside of my house well enough to travel blindly. I already go without light at night.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

I'd become a Kung Fu master.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Sepuku

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Go back to sleep and hope an ugly creepypasta guy kills me.

 

[Lathe]

“Accidentally” grope every woman I hear.

 

[SalmaoneSlaamper]

Shower.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Kill myself probably

 

[Moths]

Get myself hooked on hallucinogenics, im fucking seeing something one way or another