What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?

[Not Jewish Wario]

Alyssa Milano wants to know.

 

[Soycast Guy]

“Hey kid, wanna see something cool? Come to my van.”

I then go to the van’s back door, open it, and it’s loaded with machine guns. There’s something cool.

 

[Little oak tree]

If it's mine, my paranoia would probably turn him into a bastard like me.

 

[glass_houses]

Feed it to the neighbour's starving rottweilers.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm in my bed, so scream until one of us remembers to move.