What would you do if there was a thread called "Get a load of this guy." and it was just pictures of you and every stupid thing you've ever done.

[Hitchhiker]

They have no idea you post on here, they just think you're an idiot and everyone is being really mean to you.

 

[One Angry Computer]

I would listed to Kiwifarmer advice and get my life sorted ou—who am I kidding, I would totally derail the thread by making self-deprecating memes, LMAO.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

This is just a lolcow thread
You reinvented the main content of this god forsaken website

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

laugh at that fucking retard and alog him. gotta admit i might even cowtip him.

 

[Cnidarian]

"Every Stupid Thing"... all of them, meaning things that happened while I was a child, things that I've done in complete privacy, and things that no one would care about. I'd be afraid that I have omniscient a-logs, but also bewildered at the fact that they're using omniscience to a-log me.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Once again, I'd be confused that anyone would find me interesting enough to even pay attention to.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

"Every Stupid Thing"... all of them, meaning things that happened while I was a child, things that I've done in complete privacy, and things that no one would care about. I'd be afraid that I have omniscient a-logs, but also bewildered at the fact that they're using omniscience to a-log me.

Trust and believe if I had omniscience I would absolutely be using it to A-Log.

 

[parsnip]

"Every Stupid Thing"... all of them, meaning things that happened while I was a child, things that I've done in complete privacy, and things that no one would care about. I'd be afraid that I have omniscient a-logs, but also bewildered at the fact that they're using omniscience to a-log me.

I'd take it as a compliment.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I would own the chuds by uploading a picture of myself naked.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

I would of course, make several videos where I explain that I am the real person being described and made fun of and due my damndest to convince those dirty trolls, jerkcops and pickled-suited niggers that I am straight and that... THEY are the homos!
I'd also challenge the person who was making fun of me to a singing contest to prove I was the REAL DEAL, which I would win with my superior talent and charm.

 

[Super Malario]

I would look at @Alex Hogendorp post history and replicate it

 

[Cnidarian]

I'd take it as a compliment.

Yeah, why is the devil trying to character assassinate me?

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Constantly refresh the thread for the rest of my life.

 

[Dr Cruel]

Angrily argue on the thread and inadvertently prove everything being said about me.

 

[Hitchhiker]

This is just a lolcow thread
You reinvented the main content of this god forsaken website

What are you talking about? I thought this site was for asking stupid questions. You're telling me that there is other stuff here.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Back-up-plan:
I just rip off this site and make money off of youtube covering myself while never giving credit or acting like I use the site.
Bonus points if I take any freezeframe of myself making a dumb face and making it the thumbnail with a title like "We Need To Talk About (Not) The Jews Situation Is Wild: A 9 Hour Essay".