what would you do if there were a child in front of you?

[Larkin N Likin]

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Make sure OP is in jail so the kid is safe

 

[KittyGremlin]

bayonet charge

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[mister meaner]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Enquire what sweat shop factory it’s missing from & return it

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Not Really Here]

Offer to play his favorite game, "push the baby".
I put my hand on his chest, he leans forwards toward me, I flex my arm so he tilts down then back up while I say "Puuu, puuuu puuuu", then I say "PUSH THE BABY" and he falls backward onto something soft giggling.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Find the parents.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

There already is.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

> Genuflect

 

[Officer Eradicate]

walk away

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

> Genuflect

the child is poc or lgtbq? I missed that in the op, agreed!