What would you do if you began uncontrollably Shitfarting in public?

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The scenario: You're in a highly public place. You haven't Dumped in many days due to severe constipation. You recently took several laxatives to counteract this, and they've just kicked in. You begin shitfarting uncontrollably in your pants. You can feel the hot rangus dripping down your leg. The intensity of the load causes you to go weak in the knees and you find that you can't walk very well, much less run to the toilet potty. Each step you take makes you more and more wobbly until finally you collapse on the floor in front of a crowd of people, the rank load still flowing freely. You have two, maybe three seconds time before the Brown leaks out of your pants and into the public eye, and even less before the smell hits the nostrils of the countless observers, many of whom have their smartphones out and are recording you.

What do you do?
 
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