What would you do if you caught your girlfriend using your toothbrush?

[Gay Joker]

I think I would literally break down in an autistic rage and throw her out of the house.

 

[Tablet County]

I mean I already kiss her disgusting mouth, so it's not that big a deal. Unless she uses a different type of toothpaste that tastes like suffering.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I'd look at her incredulously and ask what the fuck she's doing with my ass brush.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Highly efficient, which is a trait I admire in women. Sanitize that bad boy in a glass of Listerine and we are good to go.

The brown flavored Listerine, mind you.

 

[cybertoaster]

Open a new one, big deal...

 

[Forever A Loner]

Spoiler: she'd get whats coming to her!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

give her some more toothpaste cum

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Orally or vaginally?

 

[Gay Joker]

Orally or vaginally?

She's swabbing her vagina with your toothbrush and brushing her teeth with the residue.

 

[Justice Tony]

She's swabbing her vagina with your toothbrush and brushing her teeth with the residue.

Why the fuck didn't you lead with that? I just thought she was using my tooth brush as, well, a toothbrush.

Probably freak out, maybe call her the n word, and open a new one. We aren't married yet so the vagina stuff is not cool since it's too sexual.

 

[Hellwalker]

Buy her her own toothbrush.