What would you do if you caught your girlfriend using your toothbrush?

Highly efficient, which is a trait I admire in women. Sanitize that bad boy in a glass of Listerine and we are good to go.

The brown flavored Listerine, mind you.
 
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She's swabbing her vagina with your toothbrush and brushing her teeth with the residue.
Why the fuck didn't you lead with that? I just thought she was using my tooth brush as, well, a toothbrush.

Probably freak out, maybe call her the n word, and open a new one. We aren't married yet so the vagina stuff is not cool since it's too sexual.
 
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