What would you do if you could turn ants into people?

[Fat Gollum]

They turn into naked people with the memories of an ant.

 

[SentinentCloud]

i would turn ants into people

 

[stares at error messages]

Turn ants into people and make my new ant works get jobs at the Government because they will still be loyal to me, their Ant Lord.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Spend days contemplating if it'd be ethical to turn ants into humans. Then I'd say "fuck it" and turn an entire colony into humans.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

They'd be fucking retarded and useless because they don't know any language.