What would you do if you died and nazism was the correct religion?

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Immediately launch into a rendition of Ih Fahne Hoch, which I already know off by heart. Probably follow it up with Panzerlied (which personally I think is more of a banger).
 
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Like how is it a religion? Is Hitler God in this scenario? Is heaven Nazi Germany after it wins WWII? Or is it non-analagous to Christianity and like there's a whole pantheon of gods and some crazy tiered afterlife system.

I need more info before I can provide an answer. I would give a good hearty chuckle though.
 
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Your Starter for 10 said:
Like how is it a religion? Is Hitler God in this scenario? Is heaven Nazi Germany after it wins WWII? Or is it non-analagous to Christianity and like there's a whole pantheon of gods and some crazy tiered afterlife system.

I need more info before I can provide an answer. I would give a good hearty chuckle though.
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Yeah, it was a political philosophy not a religion, where I was like wut too.
 
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Your Starter for 10 said:
Like how is it a religion? Is Hitler God in this scenario? Is heaven Nazi Germany after it wins WWII? Or is it non-analagous to Christianity and like there's a whole pantheon of gods and some crazy tiered afterlife system.

I need more info before I can provide an answer. I would give a good hearty chuckle though.
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Blobby's Murder Knife said:
Yeah, it was a political philosophy not a religion, where I was like wut too.
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Many things in National Socialism are denied in theory when they are applied in pratice.
While Hitler did not like Rosenberg and Himmler's mystical interpretations, at the same time he demanded the complete co-opting of all aspects of life towards the formation of the Volksgemeinshaft, combined with the fact he thought National Socialism was coherent with science, unlike the weak Christianity (according to him), in pratice it becomes a cult.
The nazification of German culture and society should the regime last to this day would be terrifying.
 
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it doesnt have historical backing, so it cant be true
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
And had one testicle, a micropenis, a drug habit, crossdressed, took women's hormones, was gay, incestuous, a furry, retarded, jewish and had parkinson's.

I'm probably forgetting some of Hitler's bad traits, but I'm sure we can agree the good he did more than makes up for them.
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your post is BASICALLY like when a white girl bows to a george floyd mural

imagine idolizing a faggot. shit
 
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Otoya Yamaguchi said:
imagine idolizing a faggot. shit
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Not just a faggot, but also had one testicle, a micropenis, a drug habit, crossdressed, took women's hormones, pedophilic, incestuous, a furry, retarded, jewish and had parkinson's.

The only similarity between Floyd and Hitler is they both willingly consumed the chemical that would kill them.

Where'd you get the idea from that post I idolized Hitler?
 
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