What would you do if you found out you wrote a 'Cousins' like song.

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You wake up one morning, you look at your phone and there are like a million notifications. You check to see what's going on and apparently while you were in an Ambien trance, you wrote and produced a song about sucking your cousin's dick, then posted it all over social media.
what do you do

 

[Hitchhiker]

I would play it off as a parody of the original song, then make a couple more "parody" songs to make it more believable.

 

[Swagmaster69]

I would kill myself.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Try to monetize the situation. Failing that, try to play it off as a joke.

 

[Johnathan Readit]

I already did that and nobody cared. I even posted the video(not the music video).

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd be happy I can make money off it.

 

[Farsided]

How could they be sure tho, nobody know who the baby daddy half the time among the Cornstarch Americans.

Alternatively, make a whole album of incest bangers. It's a family affair!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Impossible. My cousin sucked my dick, not the other way around. I'm not gay.

 

[Xev]

I guess you have to suck off your cousin so you're not a liar.