What would you do if you found out your mom was on KF?

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I would attempt to hustle her into the ladyposting area, warn her to stay out of A&N, and then I'd try to explain who Patrick S. Tomlinson is. This would obviously be a mistake.

The last part would really not go well, it'd end with her saying "honey, I'm glad you think this so funny, but I worry about you"

I'd then say "enjoy man-hate threads, stalker-mother-child" and it would confuse both of us. Hopefully nothing else would be said.
 
I'd be baffled as to why she would be here considering she struggles with navigating the internet beyond emails, Google, Youtube, Facebook, and Instagram. It would be more believable if my dad was on here.

I would probably check which threads she posts on but never mention it.
 
"I find them funny okay, that is the only reason I post so much in Animal Control. Besides who the fuck are you to judge? I bet you a-log Chantal and have a top hat collection from Beauty Parlor."
 
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