What would you do if you had a girlfriend and found out she is autistically obsessed with veggie tales?

[Hitchhiker]

You have been dating this person for a year now, and she is ideal in every way, except one day she tells you that she is really into veggie tales. She opens her closet and there is a massive shrine of veggie tales merchandise.

She wants you to dress in a cucumber suit and do the Larry voice while she's dressed as Bob the tomato the next time you do it.

What do you do?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Yeah, but she's imagining it being gay sex and thinking about Larry the cucumber the whole time.

As long as I get to fuck her in the butt, I'm okay with it.

 

[TroonsDid911]

"Go get that cucumber in the fridge..."

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Id fuck her if she was dressed like Randy Savage

cream of the crop. i think you just gave me a new fetish.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

My wife would shove me down the garbage compactor if she found out I had a girlfriend

 

[PositiveMonk]

I'd be a little concerned that she's made her interest in veggie tales is sexual. It brings up a lot of questions like when this sexual interest in veggie tales began, and if there was any abuse related to it. I'd probably encourage her to work through these things with a professional, and if she wasn't interested I probably wouldn't pursue the relationship further. If it wasn't of a sexual nature and she just had a love for veggie tales as an adult, it wouldn't be a deal breaker but I'd definitely be a little skeptical of her emotional maturity.

 

[soup peddler]

Was this written by my ex-boyfriend? I have every episode on my media server and like seven VHS tapes.... I watch it fairly regularly, maybe 4 episodes a week on average. I also watch like ten episodes of Fraggle Rock a week, and it ran during sex with my ex-boyfriend probably 60% of the time. So far no one has broken up with me for it

 

[Forever A Loner]

Well I guess I would have to paint my dick green and glue some googly eyes on it.