What would you do if you had a kiwi farms thread about YOU?

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So, you wake up one day and find out the internet's worst gossip forum has a thread with your full name on it. Maybe you deserved it, maybe you didn't. Either way, the kiwis are digging, the archives are growing, and they are saying really mean things about your mother that you don't think are true.

What do you do next? Do you lean into it, go full cow and make the thread a goldmine? Do you try to disappear from the internet and pray they get bored? Or do you fight back, and make it your life’s mission to take that thread OFF THE GOD DAMN INTERNET?
 
but the desire to read the lies and correct the record is what gets many people in trouble. rackets and elaine miller are two examples of this.
Perhaps. I was thinking more along the lines of what Byuu did before he sperged out at Null, where he gave long explanations of things that people would not have known otherwise and was so polite to people in his thread that he seemingly made many of them like him. Or how Uncle Warren admitted that he made an ass of himself, wanted his thread to stay up as a reminder of lessons learned, and became pretty well liked around Animal Control. Maybe I shouldn't count on such a thing happening to me through and just ignore it.
 
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Though this thread premise is kinda dumb and probably just another jokey one, it got me thinking about things again. Not about anything negative, though the wording may come out that way due to the bleak situation of the Internet. There's too much shit lost from back in the day, old forum wars and spergy antics from when was a kid online lost forever. Real tragedy, honestly. 2005-2012 Internet is a bigger span than than just the spergy bits, but like it's just ALL fallen away. Gone, erased. Be it from people who wanted to be jannies on a dying multiplayer game or forum that tanked the remains from spite and resentment of not getting modded in a ghost town, or some other shit like stuff just naturally getting fucking buried by algorithms and censorship of the old Internet. Even though everything that has transpired the last decade tells me "I should have probably stopped existing around a decade ago" the body lingers in this unending "current year". The memories of the good times only alive inside it. In a way, online at least, "I" am already dead, and have been for a few years now. Not from me deleting things, I'm not that kind of person. I possibly "almost" was at some low point when I was much younger, but I didn't go through with that, and I kept just being myself without burying things. THIS erasure is from the collective consciousness of the current year eternal's obsession with enshittifying, smearing, and corroding thing so the past cannot serve as anything to draw from. I have visuals and snippets of goofy ass convos from really dumb ""obscure"" shit like old flash based multiplayer online games SEARED into my brain, but no evidence to speak of it. Most people I knew, or still know from those years have likely forgotten all of it due to leading much more successful, or much more distressingly dire lives.

I'd honestly just keep on living and trying to interact with people and have fun, if that answers your question. I don't really have any "dark and spooky secret history" unless you consider the act of shitposting online and saying the N word in both a and r variants, or "faggot retard" a lot the last 18 years (JEEZ) as that, in which case hello redditor/twitter/bluesky user. Actually it's likely 13 or 14 years for the N word usage, that used to be the one word I wouldn't use ever till my IRL friends who were black back then pushed me into saying it. Not out of like a racism thing but we did use it in that way for shitposting purposes. really miss my niggers man, sometimes I wonder if they miss me too and go "damn i miss my cracker". Really though, that level of brotherly bond having a chance to form again has been ripped to shreds in post OWS fall and the race/gender shit grifting that's just been ramping up constantly to keep people at each others throats over petty shit and turn the entirety of America into a crab bucket. I hope those guys are still themselves, lost touch with them a decade back but they were still chill, just busy with life shit.

Didn't mean for this to turn into a kind of rambling wall, but fuck man this unintentionally let me into reminiscing.
Tl;dR: There (unfortunately) ain't shit left from the old/spergier days, but I'd probably do like Joe cracker Or joe winko and just casually post n the thread... Kinda weird how both of those guys are just named joe...
 
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