What would you do if you quit posting and Null showed up outside your house holding up a boom box playing the MATI theme song?

[Hitchhiker]

He looks very sad.

 

[Lou Bega]

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

give him a bit of cash and shake his hand

 

[Axiom.]

He just needs to join me for 15 minutes, I'm easily persuaded .

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

One word. Pants off dance off.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd use a 50 bmg rifle to pierce his level 4 body armor.

 

[dick brain]

One word. Pants off dance off.

That's at least three words.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

What the fuck is the MATI theme song? It changes every episode.

 

[Hitchhiker]

What the fuck is the MATI theme song? It changes every episode.

Clearly you aren't a real Stalker Child

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Id run out there and pick him up by his fat cottage cheese ass, and give him a big ole kiss.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

giggle

 

[dick brain]

I'd use a 50 bmg rifle to pierce his level 4 body armor.

That's really unnecessary, all tier 4 is ceramic which is sensitive to heat and moisture, the amount of body heat and sweat that Josh generates holding a boombox above his head is more than enough to cause the plates to delaminate.

 

[Grub]

Order a pizza and bust out some European cheese from my fridge.

 

[OrionBalls]

Same thing I always do with strangers: invite him in for dinner and some board games.

 

[draggs]

make him cry by any means necessary

 

[OrionBalls]

Those black eyed peas tasted alright to me, Jersh. You feeling weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Jersh? Ain't it dark wrapped up in that tarp, Jersh?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'd throw pennies.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'd throw pennies.

is that how you got your "True and Honest" ?

 

[Kosher Dill]

is that how you got your "True and Honest" ?

No, you get that when people throw pennies at you for being autistic.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

No, you get that when people throw pennies at you for being autistic.

Yet another person earning money on his site instead of him.