what would you do if you sat down on the toilet and then the unthinkable happeneds? - a spooky question...

[Cats]

what would you do if you sat down on the toilet and opened your butthole to go make poop but then suddenly a ghost flies up into your open butthole and then now your butthole is haunted.

and p.s., have you been Gay Raped? if that ghost was a man in life?

 

[Amphotericin B]

It’s not rape if I was hoping it would happen.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

i googled "butthole ghost"

don't ever do this

Spoiler: the butthole ghost

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wikipedia "Shirime" article says:

The story goes as follows: Long ago, a samurai was walking at night down the road to Kyōto, when he heard someone calling out for him to wait. "Who's there?!" he asked nervously, only to turn around and find a man stripping off his clothes and pointing his bare buttocks at the flabbergasted traveler. A huge glittering eye then opened up where the strange man's anus should have been.

the name "shirime" literally means "butteye" with "shiri" is butt and "me" means eye.

It is a japanese ghost, ayakashi, yokai whatever the fuck which likes to startle people for shits and giggles.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Ghost rape is fine, but getting teabagged by a ghost crosses a line.