What would you do if you suddenly ended up back in October 2019?

[ToroidalBoat]

It'd be refreshing that there's still public gatherings - and no "social distancing", panic buying, or closures in a world full of hypochondriacs fearing COVID-19 as the new bubonic plague.

(sign of times: a fat woman in a mask staring at a smartphone)

 

[Shield Breaker]

Give George Floyd a shit ton of drugs and hope he overdoses.

 

[queerape]

Attend my own birthday. Feel proud as I watch myself eat a shit ton of chicken with the best friends anyone can ask for.

 

[JosephStalin]

Hope I’d end up back in October 1999

I'd like to end up back in October 1989. Good times, good times...

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

I'd kill Hitler.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Pick the winning numbers of the biggest Powerball jackpot that month then gtfo and buy a remote cabin in the Sierra Nevada.

Also spend more time with my kitty that passed two weeks ago. Semper Fi Smokey.

edited: bad sentence syntax, still upset whenever I think of Smokey

 

[FuckedUp]

I'd like to end up back in October 1989. Good times, good times...

That's ten years before I was born.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Buy some candy corn and eat it.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Give George Floyd a shit ton of drugs and hope he overdoses.

((They)) would just pick another cop brutality case to start the riots. They tried with the armed robbery dude a d others.

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

Bet on the Nationals winning the World Series and the Chiefs winning the SuperBowl.

Tell Derek the cop to just get drunk and have sex with his wife instead of working and killing George.

Say goodbye to my grandma who died this year.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Look at all the opportunistic money grubbers.

I'd take the chance to visit my grandfather before he died. He still had the PS2 and nobody believed it was mine. It wasn't, but he would have been too lonely to argue. On account of him being a convicted pedo and everybody except me cutting contact.

Sorry about the false accusations gramps.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Fly to China and eat bat soup

 

[Maurice Caine]

I couldn't do anything. Probably would hit up some associate of mine and be called insane.

 

[FuckedUp]

Bump

 

[NeroRisotto]

Bet everything I have on the 2020 election.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Two chick's at the same time, man.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

I'd appreciate my life a little more. Treat every day like it's my last, do everything I can, and dread the incoming apocalypse. I didn't know how good I had it back then.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Quit my job, dump everything I can reasonably pull out of things in to Amazon and pharmaceutical stock, live off my savings for a few months, then cash out and retire to an interior-renovated castle in Spain that will get me the same floor space as a villa in Baja that cost 20x more, then get high speed internet wired in and spend my days shitposting and paying full price for video games I’ll play once and never touch again.

 

[L50LasPak]

Drink up.

 

[Meat Target]

It'd be refreshing that there's still public gatherings - and no "social distancing", panic buying, or closures in a world full of hypochondriacs fearing COVID-19 as the new bubonic plague.

(sign of times: a fat woman in a mask staring at a smartphone)

I'm struggling to remember what that was like, when we didn't have to constantly be paranoid. It makes me very sad.