What would you do if you survived ww3?

Skitarii

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I'd leverage my military connections to become an alcoholic morphine-addicted mercenary with a million bastard children all across the world who all hate me, and probably die in a Liberian prison at age 75
 
Celebrate the 4th of July because America obviously won the war or something I think.
 
Leave a rose to my half mutt baby that I won't ever see until they're 25.
 
With a massive gender imbalance in favor of men, I might have a slim chance of landing some bottom of the barrel blown out roastie!

... I mean, if I'm unfathomably lucky.
 
I'd get up and go about my day.

Living out in the middle of nowhere has certain advantages.
 
i'd get in good with a local merchant and run the little stall, be a friendly face, and just try to help out people where i can.
 
By that point, I would take all the money I made selling the same faulty weapons to every side of the conflict, slip safely off the grid, and live like a king.
 
Play Sonic CD and hopefully use my nuclear mind control mutations to force the remaining hot bitches to help me spread my darkness.
 
WW3 would result in the world's telecommunication infrastructure being blown up and sabotaged to the extent the internet wouldn't work or would only be accessible by the super wealthy... so I would do everything in my power to travel to Renton, Washington to first hand see a desolate wasteland of destroyed buildings and ruins to find DarksydePhil's house fully intact and somehow with full power, water and internet access.

Without access to mass transportation this would take me several months to do, and once I'd arrived I would log onto his WiFi using my Palm Pilot and tune into his livestream which only has 3 viewers and smile as he insists to people that tips help the most right now as his bills are coming up.
 
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Pray internally that whoever has the nukes, just end us all and don't half-ass it.
 
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