What would you do if you were a cat?

[Catler]

You wake up tomorrow and this is you, what do you do? How does your life change?

 

[Angel of Death]

gas the smurfs

 

[BirdUp]

meow, lie on my back, rub against people's legs

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Eat lasagna.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Shitpost on the Internet

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Alternatively, I would also dox my retard owner's hotel while they're trying to hide after getting swatted.

 

[Ass Clown]

I'd do whatever the fuck I want. Also my life would be amazing. No more responsibilities, and some lonely owner cuck feeds me and cleans up my shit

 

[Waifu Days]

Same jerk stuff but I would give less of a shit about being said jerk.

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

 

[eatler]

 

[Testacles Maximus]

My faucet can be operated without thumbs so I wouldn’t have any trouble drowning myself.

 

[Catler]

My faucet can be operated without thumbs so I wouldn’t have any trouble drowning myself.

Only eight more lives to go.

 

[Seija Kijin]

I think I’d sleep or something.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Only eight more lives to go.

Shit you’re right, that’d eat up my whole day.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Sleep, tbh.

 

[SNU]

Take cat nip. Eat moth. Sleep. Eat fly. Catch beetle. Carry live beetle in my mouth. Bring beetle inside. Spit it out in front of human. Show beetle to human. Play with a piece of paper.

 

[dick brain]

Stop trying to make me a gay furry.

 

[Night Crawler]

I would piss and shit all over the place. Knock shit over all night long. Watch the rodents run around the house. Tear up the furniture.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Become the first cat to figure out how to domesticate mice.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Shit in a sandbox, play with my food, and knock stuff off high places.