What would you do if you were an alien and you were probing some dude you just abducted and he came while you were probing him?

[Lou Bega]

Title.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Add results to the report.

 

[Smokeski]

I got abducted and when i shot spunk all over their feminine faces they flashed the peace sign and dropped me off outside Boulder, Colorado with about $200.

 

[Axiom.]

That was my real intention all along, mwuahaha.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Bro, you didn't need to post about what happened last night. I needed some data for my research project on humans and you decided to be a freak and ruin my perfectly good probing table.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

Bro, you didn't need to post about what happened last night. I needed some data for my research project on humans and you decided to be a freak and ruin my perfectly good probing table.

maybe its your species fault if you have proping figners that are too bulbous

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

Call him a faggot

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Force my newbie assistance to collect the sample and give to the boss so me and my work buddys can watch the boss scream at him for giving him a cup of earthling jazz.