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- Nov 5, 2018
-Ummm... Yeah. THAT or I always thought to myself, I thought about Beauty Parlor.
-I love Chantal threads, I took this trip to Deathfats...
-Yeah, I think deathfats is for A-logs... I always thought about Beauty Parlor... And I always thought about it during the QnA occupation. I really don't like Blobby's Murder Knife...
-No, me neither.
-And I disapprove of what she did. I would love to be in... Probably the QnA occupied Beauty Parlor. Again, hear me out on this one, because I think I would have made a very good shitposter. Probably. I would imagine, I think... I think I would've... I often think I did good in CoD lobbies, I think I would've been one of Blobby's top soldiers.
-Yeah, my oldfag friends were in Spergatory...
-Well, see I probably would've protected them. Somehow. I probably would've went back and protected them... I would go as far as to say that your friends in Spergatory probably don't even disapprove of Blobby and what she did as much as I did. My point is that I would have been probably some sort of elite shock troop. You know, probably some sort of Special Forces... Blobby's Special forces. Right? Like, okay, here's the thing. No matter how much you disapprove of the gal, no matter you dislike her, which I do, you have to be aware of... You have to admit to yourself that having someone with that level of cachet, at that level of swagger, that level of panache, that level of je ne sais quoi, that level of savoir fair, that level of... You know, that level of... X factor, we call it in the sales business. Having the eye of someone like that on you and, you know, you're her top guy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Hey, you know what, I wish that they would time travel to the day she was born and take her out then... That's what I wish happened. But... look, notorious figures throughout history: Chris Chan, right, Count Dankula, you got all the bad guys in history, you got the whole lineup. DSP... What if DSP was looking at you saying that, hey, you are my go-to guy. You're my guy that I go to when I need my finances solved. What if Blobby was saying that to you. Can you imagine that for a second. What if Blobby's Murder Knife said that you're such a physical beast, dude. You're such a physical nasty beast, dude. You're such a nasty physical beast right now bro that I'm basically gonna make you in charge of a squad of Simps. You're basically so hunked up and shredded that I have no choice but to make you a legend in QnA. I would say to myself. Man, this Blobby gal... Is up to no good. I hate this, I can't take any more of this. I don't know what am I gonna do. What am I gonna do? Blobby's... I'm Blobby's top guy... What am I gonna do? Blobby's Murder Knife chose me to lead the revolution. I'm a sigma male, okay, alright? I can... I dominate a lot of autists daily, autists I work with. I dominate them. I absolutely dominate the autists at my threads. I dominate them with my sarcasm, my unspoken rizz, the way I talk, my eye contact, my hand motions, my body language. I dominate! Daily! On a daily basis. Even the femcels. I dominate them, I dominate the femcels at my threads, okay, I use a combination of lies, manipulation, cheating, stealing, gaslighting, bullying, insulting and flexing to make sure that everybody in my threads stay under my thumb where I want them. You can not say "no" to someone in that position like Blobby, or like Bargain Bin Laden. If you want someone that's less, you know, did less bad things, wow. If Bargain Bin Laden tells you you're his top... You're his top. You're now in a position where you have no choice but to go - Woah, I'm Bargain Bin Laden's top. Even if Null was a pink triange and he had oldfags in Spergatory and you were injecting him with testosterone and gorilla steroids and make him the most sigma male possible, if Blobby's Murder Knife locked in her atttention beams on Null and said, you're now my top guy, there's no way to resist that. Whoa! Blobby needs me? Okay. I'll do it. I'm going to bat for you, Blobby! I've got your back, Blobby! That's my point. Blobby. Okay. That's my point. That's my point. And I say that with the most respect for your oldfags and for what happened and the most disdain for Blobby and what she did.
-I'm not buying this, it was very upsetting to be honest.
-HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
-I love Chantal threads, I took this trip to Deathfats...
-Yeah, I think deathfats is for A-logs... I always thought about Beauty Parlor... And I always thought about it during the QnA occupation. I really don't like Blobby's Murder Knife...
-No, me neither.
-And I disapprove of what she did. I would love to be in... Probably the QnA occupied Beauty Parlor. Again, hear me out on this one, because I think I would have made a very good shitposter. Probably. I would imagine, I think... I think I would've... I often think I did good in CoD lobbies, I think I would've been one of Blobby's top soldiers.
-Yeah, my oldfag friends were in Spergatory...
-Well, see I probably would've protected them. Somehow. I probably would've went back and protected them... I would go as far as to say that your friends in Spergatory probably don't even disapprove of Blobby and what she did as much as I did. My point is that I would have been probably some sort of elite shock troop. You know, probably some sort of Special Forces... Blobby's Special forces. Right? Like, okay, here's the thing. No matter how much you disapprove of the gal, no matter you dislike her, which I do, you have to be aware of... You have to admit to yourself that having someone with that level of cachet, at that level of swagger, that level of panache, that level of je ne sais quoi, that level of savoir fair, that level of... You know, that level of... X factor, we call it in the sales business. Having the eye of someone like that on you and, you know, you're her top guy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Hey, you know what, I wish that they would time travel to the day she was born and take her out then... That's what I wish happened. But... look, notorious figures throughout history: Chris Chan, right, Count Dankula, you got all the bad guys in history, you got the whole lineup. DSP... What if DSP was looking at you saying that, hey, you are my go-to guy. You're my guy that I go to when I need my finances solved. What if Blobby was saying that to you. Can you imagine that for a second. What if Blobby's Murder Knife said that you're such a physical beast, dude. You're such a physical nasty beast, dude. You're such a nasty physical beast right now bro that I'm basically gonna make you in charge of a squad of Simps. You're basically so hunked up and shredded that I have no choice but to make you a legend in QnA. I would say to myself. Man, this Blobby gal... Is up to no good. I hate this, I can't take any more of this. I don't know what am I gonna do. What am I gonna do? Blobby's... I'm Blobby's top guy... What am I gonna do? Blobby's Murder Knife chose me to lead the revolution. I'm a sigma male, okay, alright? I can... I dominate a lot of autists daily, autists I work with. I dominate them. I absolutely dominate the autists at my threads. I dominate them with my sarcasm, my unspoken rizz, the way I talk, my eye contact, my hand motions, my body language. I dominate! Daily! On a daily basis. Even the femcels. I dominate them, I dominate the femcels at my threads, okay, I use a combination of lies, manipulation, cheating, stealing, gaslighting, bullying, insulting and flexing to make sure that everybody in my threads stay under my thumb where I want them. You can not say "no" to someone in that position like Blobby, or like Bargain Bin Laden. If you want someone that's less, you know, did less bad things, wow. If Bargain Bin Laden tells you you're his top... You're his top. You're now in a position where you have no choice but to go - Woah, I'm Bargain Bin Laden's top. Even if Null was a pink triange and he had oldfags in Spergatory and you were injecting him with testosterone and gorilla steroids and make him the most sigma male possible, if Blobby's Murder Knife locked in her atttention beams on Null and said, you're now my top guy, there's no way to resist that. Whoa! Blobby needs me? Okay. I'll do it. I'm going to bat for you, Blobby! I've got your back, Blobby! That's my point. Blobby. Okay. That's my point. That's my point. And I say that with the most respect for your oldfags and for what happened and the most disdain for Blobby and what she did.
-I'm not buying this, it was very upsetting to be honest.
-HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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