What would you do if you were given god powers?

[Picklepower]

Super strength, super wisdom, and power to change things as you wish?
1st I would made myself as sexually attractive as I want, muscular, maybe change my hair color.
2nd Stds and cancers cease to exist.
3rd Pat Robertson, Michelle Bachman and all those types get afflicted with explosive diherea.
4th I send a wave of good feeling in the Middle East, so conflicts end
5th. Small meteorites hit all the members of DPRK's government

What would you guys do?

 

[cypocryphy]

I would kill Chris.

 

[Surtur]

Nothing good, I can tell you that much.

 

[Picklepower]

No, make Chris Fatter!

 

[c-no]

With god powers I would do the following: mess with the love-shys until they drop their idiotic beliefs about all women being greedy evil harpies, mess with the social justice warriors of tumblr until they drop their idiotic self-righteous beliefs, give fschmidt what he deserves, make the US politicians actually help the people instead of bicker and fight against each other, and probably make a country of my choosing "teh best country ever".

 

[Some JERK]

I would use them horribly and selfishly for the entirety of my unnaturally long life. then on my deathbed, I would pass them on only to someone I was sure would continue my exact brand of selfish abuse of that power.


Basically I would do with my power the exact same thing that rich people do with their money.

 

[LM 697]

I would kill Chris.

Same.

 

[exball]

I would make myself immortal and just keep doing what I do.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Bring Phil Hartman back from the dead.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I would go back in time, meet Barbara in the early 80s and kill her before she drops her spawn

 

[CatParty]

Ride a dinosaur

 

[Picklepower]

I would make every Tuesday Ice Cream Tuesday. Ya know, in the good countries.

 

[Fialovy]

I'd go to Disney World.

 

[Judge Holden]

I would kill Chris.

Same.

I would first brutally violate and then kill Chris, thus consigning him to hell eternal as a damn dirty homo. Then I would turn on every single member of this forum and forcibly fuse you all into a giant human centipede, put nick bate at the front, and then subject you to "I have no mouth and I must scream" level torture, until you beg for a fiery death I shall never grant you.

...or maybe just drink and smoke my way to a thousand year slumber like I usually do

 

[c-no]

I would kill Chris.

Same.

I would first brutally violate and then kill Chris, thus consigning him to hell eternal as a damn dirty homo. Then I would turn on every single member of this forum and forcibly fuse you all into a giant human centipede, put nick bate at the front, and then subject you to "I have no mouth and I must scream" level torture, until you beg for a fiery death I shall never grant you.

...or maybe just drink and smoke my way to a thousand year slumber like I usually do

I hope you drink and smoke to a thousand year slumber. I wouldn't want to be attached to Nick Bate's bunghole( or anyone's bunghole for that matter). Still, if you had god powers, would you ever turn us into pigs?

 

[Judge Holden]

Still, if you had god powers, would you ever turn us into pigs?

Only if me eating a shit load of bacon was the end result of such transmorphapiggery

 

[Picklepower]

I'd make Nick Bate's Penis disappear.

 

[exball]

Nick Bate has a penis?

 

[Saney]

Make the wizards get jobs, steal all the Loveshies penises and get Firefly back on tv.

 

[exball]

get Firefly back on tv.

God yes, a thousand times yes.