What would you do if you were given god powers?

champthom said:
I'd create a boulder so large, I could not lift. Or alternative, microwave a burrito so hot, I could not eat it.
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be careful, that's like putting together infinity and infinitiy, you'll make the universe explode in delicious burritoness
 
One other way of bringing retribution with god powers, just like with the bronies being called out by their pony waifu's, I'd bring anime characters to life such as Hetalia characters and unleash them upon their weeaboo fans. The anime characters call out the weeb's on their idiocy and in turn the weeb's either rage thinking their precious "bishie-yaoi" character is an imposter or cry at the fact their favorite character doesn't like them. I'd also use my powers on WBC by bringing an army of homosexuals where the said army would kiss each other, causing revulsion towards WBC. When WBC says God hates gays, I'd use my powers to team up with God and deliver a smack-down upon WBC, ending the idiocy of Fred Phelps and his ilk.
 
Bringing this thread back.
  1. Cure/end baldness, bald people suck.
  2. Make it so all religious figure heads dress/act like me.
  3. Everyone speaks English.
  4. Change human biology so drugs, alcohol, and carnival food are good for you.
  5. And I guess make myself seven feet tall.
 
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1, Make myself exist outside of space and time.
2, Destroy the entire universe (that is, all of space and time). I'll be fine since I exist outside of space and time.
3, Remake the universe however I want to make it. For starters, less of it would be barren rock or molten balls of lava and more of it would accommodate life. Not sure how I'd be able to do it (I'd use my god powers to figure out how, I guess), but I'd also eliminate suffering.

You did say "god powers", right?
 
I would use it for evil....need I say anything else???

I also don't wish any harm to whoever this Chris person is.
 
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Kill everything other than the pureblood Swedecucks and Redhaired/Green-eyes Irish. Both are Superior genetically.

Then watch the rest of the world go nuts. Oh, and save natives of Germany. They are needed to help repopulate the world.
 
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Perform acts of violence based on repeating digits on 4chan posts
 
take a peek into the minds of people like adf and shmorky so i could finally understand. unless these god powers don't prevent me from turning bugfuck insane, then i'd just haunt them by leaving kiwis and evidence of their sins everywhere.

also would make a super secret dog hideout that all dogs everywhere can get to where there's shittons of beef and water sprinklers and squirrels cause dogs are great man

alternatively, shit myself and do nothing
 
A few less ribs and give myself more flexibility so I can give myself a blowjob because im too lonely for a real one
 
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