What would you do if you were on a date in a fancy restaurant?

[Hitchhiker]

And the waiter asks you if you would like any wine. The person your on a date with tells them that you're good, then once the waiter leaves, pulls out two wine glasses and a bottle of Mountain Dew. Then starts pouring it into the glasses while telling you that they way overcharge on drinks at this place.

 

[Skitarii]

Kill OP

 

[peachlover669]

Recoil in disgust and get up from the table where a pibb extra falls out of my back pocket as I stomp out of the restaurant.

 

[Pagan Min]

Immediately fall down to my knees and propose to my future ex-wife for her being so clever and daring. Then I would openly weep tears of joy until the cops are called.

 

[Le b0wski]

Depends if it's Baja Blast.

 

[dick brain]

Go on a second date.

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Pull my pocket sandwiches out and asks if she wants one. Then load her onto her mobility scooter and take her behind the dumpster outside.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wait for her to go to the bathroom and then I whisper into my Google Glasses "wedding ring cubic zirconia used site:ebay.com"

 

[DankSmoker]

Pull out my flask because she probably didn't stiffen this up enough.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nod along and just be glad this chick is loaded enough to take me to a fancy restaurant in the first place.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Politely decline because as a kid my neighbors told me mt. Dew makes your peepee smaller. I will how ever compliment her on for her tenacity and ingenuity to not get fucked over by scummy restaurant practices.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Politely decline because as a kid my neighbors told me mt. Dew makes your peepee smaller. I will how ever compliment her on for her tenacity and ingenuity to not get fucked over by scummy restaurant practices.

Ah, but this is her sending you a subtle signal that penis size does not matter to her. She loves you for your sparkling personality and rapist wit.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

propose marriage cause that's a down ass bitch

 

[Montalbane]

What year is the mountain dew?
Which flavour?
Is the woman I am with bepenised?

 

[Cornfed]

If the waitress was black, call her a nigger and see how my date reacts.

 

[Fluffy_1488]

Eat

 

[We Are The Witches]

I actually like that they did that, screw overpriced shit. And also screw tips!

Now what I don't like is that I don't drink Mountain Dew & is probably really bad for your health, but also the fact that we're already in a "fancy" restaurant, so we're already going to be screwed by overpriced shit if we order anything.

So overall this is a negative.