What would you do if you woke up, looked in mirror and saw you had a Yakub sized head?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

For reference

 

[Lou Bega]

I would be upset that my head shrunk.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think I'm gonna need a bigger hat.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I would try and move things telekinetically, read people's minds and communicate with nearby computers.

When all of that failed, I'd probably call a doctor.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Assume I now have super intelligence and try building some cool sci-fi shit only to fail miserably

 

[Farsided]

I'd go back to the lab and create more white people, the first batch ain't doing so good.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd abduct captain pike and try to get him to bang a secretly ugly blond lady so I can make a new slave race.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'd abduct captain pike and try to get him to bang a secretly ugly blond lady so I can make a new slave race.

My nigga!

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

i'd make more white people to de-negrify the US

 

[The Lawgiver]

use my new powers to enstate the ethnostate.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

make money at a freak show charging people 2 bits a piece to gawk at my abnormal cranium.

 

[Laburnum]

Try and find a solution to the problem of tricknology.

 

[Pillar of Autism]

Buy a bigger tard helmet

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

Master Yakub lives on all of us whites. We keep his dreams of total nigger death alive

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Create more white people

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

I'd use my big-brained tricknology to get money and bitches.

 

[dick brain]

I would log in to looksmax.com and lament that my chadlike masculine square face has been transformed into an objectively inferior heart shaped face.