what would you do if you woke up one day and you were changed into a Black Person - you look in the mirror and you are all of a sudden a Black Person

[Cats]

i guess it'd be a Werenog, what would you do? how woul you live your live?

 

[Lucky Jim]

Argue with a mob boss over dating his white daughter

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'd run out and preach to the masses about who the real Israeli are. DAS RITE

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I'd hand out N-word passes like nobody's business. By the time I was done everybody would have one and with the increased use of the word "Nigger", and it's distribution by a certified black man as myself, none could complain about it's legitimacy and would have to accept it. As time would go on other blacks would adapt to realize giving a word so much power over is your own doing and begin to ween off the government-funded idea they are oppressed by everything and become more individualistic. Now broken of the conditioning so many fall prey to the statistics would fall as self-reflection occurred and they realized their life was in their own hands (or, at least equal to every other race's autonomy... the system still exists).

With that, I will have solved all racial issues and I can't even be called a fictional white savior - because I'm black!
I'd then celebrate by robbing a liquor store.

 

[DogSnout]

probably eat a bagel and go back to sleep

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Spread as much AIDs/HIV amongst my wretched community as possible.

 

[Cats]

Argue with a mob boss over dating his white daughter

Two Unidentified Charcoal Briquettes

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Just continue living my life but saying nigga every other sentence.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Watch "BET" and Tyler Perry movies/shows all day, then complain about it.
Edit: @KylesDickIsOut's post inspired me: I would move to Jamaica Queens NY and befriend other blacks while on vacation and see relatives

 

[Image Reactions]

Immediately file for my ebt and whatever other gimmes I can get.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Call Spike Lee an asshole.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

Imagine waking up to this in the mirror

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Imagine waking up to this in the mirror

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That's the average Black Southerner

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Move some place with pussified police like LA or NY and do whatever the hell I want.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Well it would be a pretty severe form of hyperpigmentation and that could have a number of causes so I'd go to the doctor.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

That's the average Black Southerner

Jesus, I can believe it. This is what most black women really look like (or even worse). The light skinned and pretty image we see in the media from black female celebrities is a combination of a hollywood level makeup and hair team and them having some level of white ancestry.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I would immediately begin using the nigger word in public.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

> Checks dick size
> Realize I now have a -20 IQ deficit
> Starts hungering for watermelon

Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit

 

[TroonsDid911]

I would spend my entire life educating black people that you don't pronounce Ask as "axe".

"Can I axe you why you are retarded?"

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Jesus, I can believe it. This is what most black women really look like (or even worse). The light skinned and pretty image we see in the media from black female celebrities is a combination of a hollywood level makeup and hair team and them having some level of white ancestry.

True.
Even light skinned black girls straighten their hair even if blonde
I remember a pretty black girl proudly stating she has Puerto Rican blood in school