What would you do if you woke up one morning and discovered that you'd suddenly grown a gunt overnight?

[Joey Caruso]

Specifically one with the exact same dimensions and physical properties of the one currently attached to Ethan Ralph

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'd develop an eating disorder and begin exercising 20 hours a day.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’d have it looked at.

By as many people as possible.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’d use it to block out the sun in an act of supervillainy

 

[ditto]

Go on twitter and holler

 

[SandyCat]

I'd fly to Portugal to own the alogs

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Kill myself. How can you recover from getting fat so quickly. There's no fixing this, might as well end it.

 

[Retink]

I'd avoid horses at all costs.

 

[the clap]

I'd buy a lovely purse, stick my thumb up an ass, lose a few fights. . .

 

[DJ Grelle]

I'd play with it first.
Find out just how jiggly it is IRL.
Measure it for the lulz

Then I'd fast until it was gone