What would you do if you won the powerball?

[Red flaming panda]

By sheer luck, you won a shit load of money from the powerball.
What now?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Leave it unclaimed just to piss people off.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Give enough to certain family members so they’ll be set for life. Invest the majority of the rest, bank the remainder and live off the interest

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

After some careful banking I'd start a charity organization to provide food to homeless people in the DFW area.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

Donate it all to the Hampture guy.

 

[Pissmaster]

Keep a low profile and not let anyone know. Also like, buy a nicer chair and computer monitor and just keep posting like nothing happened.

 

[Doji]

I can finally disappear from the world and live in hiding, maybe they'll find my skeleton one day.

 

[The Real Me]

Probably go to Arby's.

 

[stupid orc]

get a new AC every couple of years instead of holding onto them for unreasonably long times.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

See some doctors, buy a house for my family and friends, donate the rest.

 

[CowPox]

Leave $100 bills in random places around my town.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Invest the whole thing in horse racing and double my money.

Guy in my town did that exact thing. Except for doubling his money.

 

[Neetness]

Buy a house.

 

[Johnny Salami]

2 chicks at the same time. Brapping one after the other

 

[JethroTullamore]

Set up my immediate family members with a million each, cut checks to my coworkers and more distant relatives, and all the people at the bar I go to often. Maybe 50,000 each, spread it around, ya know?

After that? Maybe buy a nice 300-400k home in the same area I’m in now, quit my second job and only work 40hrs a week.

Than I’ve got a list of guns, cars, and other things I’d like to buy, nothing crazy, no lambo’s or anything, just some things I’d like.

I’d cut Jersh a check for 100,000 or so, make his life a little easier.

Maybe invest in some local rental properties, and hire someone to help invest the rest so I could make some money in interest and stocks.

Lay low, finally take days off, finally get into some hobby’s I’ve always been curious about, buy gold and silver (without Chris-Chans face on it) hire a personal trainer so I can finally get healthy…..things like that.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Give half of it to my family. No idea what I'd do with my share.

 

[Burned CDs]

Leave everyone and everything behind and traveled until I found a place where I would like to live.

 

[Sundae]

Pay off any and all debts, and disappear to some nice, rural area and live the rest of my life in peace.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Have several people killed. After that, I'm not sure.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

wtf is a powerball? Sounds like some shitty European knockoff of the Superbowl