what would you do if your girlfriend was part owl

[pollution jim]

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think finding the regurgitated pellets of mouse bones might get tiring

She's only part-owl, so you'd find a regurgitated pellet that was just compressed Chipotle wrappers, bag and napkins and all.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Honestly, I couldn't tolerate that ugly side of her.

Really gotta get rid of that disgusting human half.

 

[PonderosaPete]

A owl girlfriend sounds really possessive. She's always asking who? HOO!