What would you do?

[Retink]

Consider the following situation, you walk into your room and in front of you, you see George Floyd pointing a gun at five Zelenskys, and you know he's going to shoot all five of them in a fentanyl fueled rage. Though to your right you see a switch and you realize if you pull that switch a bronze statue of a kneeling Kapernick will fall from where it's suspended above and land on George Floyd such that the knee is on his neck. This will stop him from shooting any of the Zelenskys but he'll surely die because he can't breath.

Do you pull the switch or do you let the Zelenskys die?

 

[King Fructose]

See a switch you say? Fuck zelensky I can play my bingbingwahoo.

 

[Shidoen]

Pull the switch, kill three of the pig niggers, and ransom one of the alive ones to Russia while keeping another to control Ukraine underground.

 

[Gaymead]

Do you pull the switch or do you let the Zelenskys die

Can't I do both?

Pull the switch, kill three of the pig niggers, and ransom one of the alive ones to Russia while keeping another to control Ukraine underground.

I'd kill them all and grind them into meat pies or sausages or whatever.

 

[Shidoen]

Can't I do both?


I'd kill them all and grind them into meat pies or sausages or whatever.

Okay my connection to pigs got blown out of the water, it’s a pig eat pig world in Ukraine then.

 

[Retink]

Can't I do both?

No, as George Floyd can not be stopped in any other manner as he's too high on fentanyl and he'll move to shoot all of the Zelenskys, thus taking him out from under the statue. If you suffocate Floyd the system pigs will scatter and you won't be able to catch them all.

 

[Gaymead]

Okay my connection to pigs got blown out of the water, it’s a pig eat pig world in Ukraine then.

So what you're saying is


There's a chance for me?

No, as George Floyd can not be stopped in any other manner as he's too high on fentanyl and he'll move to shoot all of the Zelenskys, thus taking him out from under the statue. If you suffocate Floyd the system pigs will scatter and you won't be able to catch them all.

not if I use bullet time, then I'll be able to get both the Zelenskys and Floyd together underneath the Bronze Kaepernik in no time.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

You appear to have tried to set up a dichotomy where you have to choose who lives. I want all of them to die.

 

[Amphotericin B]

If they don’t kill each other quickly enough, connect one end of a hose to a vehicle exhaust and leave the other end in the room. Go to work and the problem(s) will be solved before your shift ends.