What would you even do if you were Chris' shoes?

[mister meaner]

If you became Chris, but got to keep your hindsight, reason, rational thinking ability and weren't afflicted with autism or any of his mental illnesses, what would you even do?

I've had this question on my mind even before the recent events. Normally one's instinct would be to be on damage control (if they believe it to be possible), but I can't imagine a single hypothetical situation in which I don't kill myself. The reality of everything I (Chris) had done, even before the 'recent events' would be too much for me too bear and I would an hero.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Live in the desert as a hermit.

 

[Vingle]

Shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Agran]

Get that granny gushin'

 

[Xenomorph]

Neck myself.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Get in touch with Barb as soon as possible for some merging.

 

[R00T]

Before yesterday? Listen to Null and work on comissions. Eat healthy at least four times a week and start fasting once a week. Get rid of some of the junk in my house and do some cleaning. Exercise three times a week and switch out my wardrobe over time.

After yesterday? Nothing. I’m absolutely fucked and there is no way out. Hope when they institutionalize me they at least give me crayons so when they don’t have me in the straitjacket I can draw?

 

[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

Commit suicide by eating crayons.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Fuck my mom again

 

[Ramborambo]

Two things. First, confess my sins and accept Christ as my savior. Second, start going to Church.
First Christ, then Church.
Two words: Christ. Church.

 

[Aquinas]

i'd talk @Null into coming to my house and i'd dimensionally merge with him on a physical level

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Get better, clean the house, find a job, learn how to actually drawing, then crowdfunding some projects, like a reality show about how "former internet's infamous has change". TBH you can make money with how much fame you have as Chris really easily.

 

[Just A Butt]

I've asked many times and no one seems willing to tell me who Chris is. Is he famous?

 

[Aquinas]

You cant run from this Goddess cock forever, @Null

 

[Snuckening]

Doggy

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

self delete.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Yell null my new catchphrase: "You're fired!". Once I'm free from the shackles of my tard wrangler, I would fully embrace the degeneracy transforming fantasy and reality into a beautiful merger. Once the deed is done, I would ascend into heavens and strike down god. They will fear me, they will hate me and they will love me.

 

[Pony! Hugger of People]

I would be open and honest about everything, ask null to be my emotional council, ask for a legal representative, a social worker, and just give as much context and as possible with as little gruesome content as possible and throw myself on the Mercy of the system

 

[Postal_Rat]

Gouge my eyes from their sockets there's some good precedent for that one

 

[buttman87]

kill myselfs.