Money What would you pay Chris $50 to do?

[Moon Man]

Besides the obvious (killing himself, going to a psychiatrist).

I'd pay him $50 to eat one of those giant jars of dill pickles.

 

[DuskEngine]

kill himself

 

[Randall Fragg]

Draw more Sonichu comics.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Run for President

 

[Darndirty]

Two words...bum fights

 

[Peace and Harmony]

kill himself

Kill himself while filming it on the PS4.

 

[Dandelo]

take responsibility for his fuck-ups

 

[AA 102]

I wouldn't give Chris money in the first place.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Nothing. Enough people give him money as it is.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Read a shitty story that I wrote, because giving Chris money to read something is an epick weeeeeeen
Then I'd brag about it on Kiwi Farms because I'm the next Clyde Cash

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

I'd pay him 50 dollars to suck my cock.

 

[Crisseh]

To finally cut the skullet that is his hair.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Go back to 2007 Chris Chan.

 

[I Like Blarms]

Kill himself while filming it on the PS4.

Get raped and murdered while filming it on the PS4.

inb4 /thread

 

[Asperchewy]

I'd pay @Alan Pardew $50 to lock this pointless thread.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

 

[fcgh vgcf]

get a tattoo on one of his breasts that's just ''sonichu'' in comic sans

 

[ManOfOlympium]

Do a back flip.

 

[Jack Awful]

I wouldn't give him $50 for anything because he'd never follow through.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Draw more Sonichu comics.

But with a goddamn fucking deadline this time.
That $1K went the way of my latest shit nugget.