What Would Your Papal Name Be?

[Justice Tony]

Right so sadly His Holiness is in dire straits regarding his health and it is probably not long until he has to go home. But that got me thinking, what name should the next pope take? It's Catholic tradition for a pope to take the name of a saint when they are elected. For me it'd be Pope Patrick since there has never been one and I'd be the first pope, as far as I know, to have any Irish blood in him. But what about you guys?

 

[OrionBalls]

Oh yeah forgot to mention, if you're a woman pretend you're a man since women can't be pope.

No. We're playing pretend, and today I'm pretending that Paul wasn't such a prolific writer.

 

[soup peddler]

Zosimus II, after the Pope in 417 AD. It's also a genus of crab!

 

[Pedophobe]

Sixtus VI, can't believe they're just sitting on that.

 

[Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin']

Pope John the 23rd the 3rd (there's been two John XXIIIs already)

 

[Jason Wynn]

Pope Homo Errectus

 

[Dropsies]

John Pope

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Oh yeah forgot to mention, if you're a woman pretend you're a man since women can't be pope.

Is that true for only natal women, or does it also apply to other "women"?

 

[Justice Tony]

Is that true for only natal women, or does it also apply to other "women"?

I mean technically a troon could be elected pope but that’s only because they’re men. Thankfully no cardinal would be dumb enough to vote for one.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Papa Noel.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

I always thought St. Anthony was cool; maybe St. Adolf for the lulz