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[FoofaFliffa]

This is what's great about getting old. I'll read this, forget all of the information and go see the movie. I will enjoy it, half way through the movie I'll forget what the plot is, get confused and go to the parking lot and try to find my car by holding my keys over my head and pushing the panic button until my alarm goes off. Which will scare the shit out of me, and I will think it is a cop, because I already have one arm up. I bring the other hand up and get on the ground, hands behind my back. Then I will fall asleep. The next morning I will find my car, a mere three feet away. I get inside and discover the battery has somehow died, so I call a tow company. After an hour, for some reason, a tow truck shows up and a black man starts running toward my car. He's screaming, so I lock the windows and hide in the back seat. I never realize that I've set myself on fire from the cigarette I forgot that I'd lit twenty minutes ago. I become an hero. This thread is great. My name is George, are there rules on this internet page?

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

I watched mortal machines and I was confused as fuck. Like they were searching for old technology but some how had enough tech to make moving cities 1000 after the disaster but some how have electronics that are computer based but seem to be running off coal. Not only that but apparently they're running low on resources but have enough to build a weapon of mass destruction and robots that run off of dead people. As well as some pretty freaking futuristic looking cars. I mean shit it freaking annoyed me because it just doesn't make sense.

 

[Babyspackle]

You have changed my mind about alzheimers, thank you sir I cannot wait for the wild ride to take hold.

 

[BingBong]

Don't do drugs kids!

 

[Japanese Jesus]

Don't do drugs kids!

Yet another victim of huffing.