whatbeatsrock.com - Just another mildly amusing time waster

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[Premium Gonzo]

Yes there is hope @murph

 

[invisibult plus+]

No repeats
I was also the first to use shock troops on bomb squad.

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Ok but the rock has a gun??

Apparently a gun can beat a rock by itself.

 

[eDove]

I made it to 15

 

[invisibult plus+]

One would think they'd be all for trees. Was it because I used global warming instead of climate change?

 

[PunkinMan]

lost it at, "can DEFINTELY read."

 

[Two Dollars]

Challenge: find what beats a transgender woman
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And yes, it gladly doesn't care if you kill a baby with a nuke.
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EDIT: Bro the fucking bias
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EDIT 2: Bro even the bot unconsciously knows Troons are a disease
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>”These things win, but they SHOULDN’T win “

 

[Baraka Obama]

think i'll just add more words

 

[invisibult plus+]

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lost it at, "can DEFINTELY read."

Reading still wins nonetheless.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

TOTAL ROCK VICTORY

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

THEY will not defeat rock

 

[SNU]

This is wrong. I have microwaved many rocks. Nothing happens. They just kinda get warm and dry.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Challenge: find what beats a transgender woman
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And yes, it gladly doesn't care if you kill a baby with a nuke.
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EDIT: Bro the fucking bias
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EDIT 2: Bro even the bot unconsciously knows Troons are a disease
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So far I've discovered that trannies are impervious to:

• bone fracture
• brain aneurysm
• cancer
• drug addiction
• old age
• death
• surgery
• castration
• lobotomy
• boxer
• serial killer
• killer robot
• the terminator
• werewolf
• giant laser cannon
• Vegeta
• Dio Brando
• Dracula
• Sans Undertale
• killer whale
• swarm of bees
• tiger
• tiger that eats women
• earthquake
• flooding
• betrayal
• misfortune
• responsibilities
• poverty
• detransitioning
• anti psychotics
• testosterone
• strychnine
• tornado
• God
• Islam
• reality
• Ray Blanchard
• John Money
• transgender man
• gay man
• transphobic gay man
• black disabled trans woman
• CIA

What they're vulnerable to:

• universe heat death
• meteorite
• estrogen
• teenager that doesn't give a shit about your identity
• indifference
• respect

 

[Megaton Punch]

Biggest rock Even bigger rock Bigger rock rock

THIS SITE IS BULLSHIT

 

[Tingle]

Bullshit.

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

ooooOOOOOohhhhhh

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

FML, I activated hardcore mode by accident. What do I even enter?

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Demifiend beats God. Insert song about rejecting one more god here. Matador beats Demifiend.

 

[plgfarts]

edit: lol

 

[Monolith]

 

[Dufe]

Sandy Cheeks can't beat a rock? Nigga what??