Whatever happened to... - A thread about tech trends and items that died a quiet death.

I can tell you what happened right now: they got apple-ified.

I remember recently attempting to buy a printer for my father. Turns out, on the one I got they decided to not include an option to connect it through an ethernet cable. I got stuck in a loop of trying to connect it because you needed to connect it to the wifi without a screen and it just kept taking me in literal circles.

Eventually I got on customer service, who was so useless that they brought in the lead designer for the printer. Who also did not help.

After about an hour of this I finally got fed up, and let me tell you, being able to actually tell one of these faggot designers that they are a stain upon this planet and to never make anything again, and just hanging up after??

I wish I could have that euphoria more often in my life.
The problem with printers is no one really uses them that much anymore. If you're using them for a business purpose there are some really good options out there that end up being very cheap in comparison to the shit consumers get.

I thought this video was a joke, but after cracking a consumer grade one I can confirm this shit is real:

It's a sponge because if you use ink bottle printers they clot if you're not using them often.
 
Drive bay slots on computer cases.
Granted you can do most of what they did with USB devices nowadays, but having a CD drive on the tower itself just felt right.
I can tell you what happened right now: they got apple-ified.

I remember recently attempting to buy a printer for my father. Turns out, on the one I got they decided to not include an option to connect it through an ethernet cable. I got stuck in a loop of trying to connect it because you needed to connect it to the wifi without a screen and it just kept taking me in literal circles.

Eventually I got on customer service, who was so useless that they brought in the lead designer for the printer. Who also did not help.

After about an hour of this I finally got fed up, and let me tell you, being able to actually tell one of these faggot designers that they are a stain upon this planet and to never make anything again, and just hanging up after??

I wish I could have that euphoria more often in my life.
I'm going to be assuming that you're talking about a HP printer, as they're the main brand that produces these anomalous, esoteric printers that drives IT people to madness.
Sometimes it feels like they design these printers to be as difficult as humanly possible - the manuals are basically worthless, the indicators (or screen if you paid extra) use their own unique design language per model, test pages that print automatically and only truly exist to waste your ink, the weird sounds they make at night after they pass their warranty expiry date.

The only reason why they stay in business is that they're usually cheap compared to other brands that don't do this, so people who haven't suffered through printer hell see their shit first when sorting by price.
 
Not really a whatever happened but why are they still a thing and that's those TI and HP graphing calculators and how the price point hasn't and to a lesser extent the designs haven't changed in like 25 years.
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Not really a whatever happened but why are they still a thing and that's those TI and HP graphing calculators and how the price point hasn't and to a lesser extent the designs haven't changed in like 25 years.
Because they cater to the one market where more functionality is a detriment. They are never going to let you use your phone as a calculator during a formal exam.
 
Because they cater to the one market where more functionality is a detriment. They are never going to let you use your phone as a calculator during a formal exam.
Amusingly enough there's a lot of retro tech with see through plastic because it's used in prisons. I forgot what it was but either CDs or old tape cassettes that are kept alive because the prison system purchases so many of them along with those custom players to give to inmates.

I fear the day when you need to go through prison system distribution to buy a non smart fridge or washing machine.
 
VR headsets are still around, but the hype has definitely died. It was less than five years ago that the corporate media was jabbering on about we were all going to move into the metaverse soon. All of these big corporate brands were investing in metaverse store fronts and branded virtual items. Fast forward to 2023-2024, and I can go months without seeing a headline about VR anything.
 
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VR keeps dying because it's just too expensive and impractical. This was always the problem with every iteration of VR. As long as this doesn't somehow change, VR will never go anywhere. The price thing might one day go away, but I'm not sure it can ever truly be practical without having something that can directly interface with your brain, which obviously we're not even remotely close to.
 
VR headsets are still around, but the hype has definitely died. It was less than five years ago that the corporate media was jabbering on about we were all going to move into the metaverse soon. All of these big corporate brands were investing in metaverse store fronts and branded virtual items. Fast forward to 2023-2024, and I can go months without seeing a headline about VR anything.
I think the Zucc/Meta ruined VR.

Every normie bought the oculus quest to try the Metaverse thing (unironically the Metaverse gave VR a big push in the eyes of normies) and it's really shit.

Like, if your first introduction to VR is meta/oculus, you're not likely to pick up a VR ever again, that's how mediocre the whole thing really is. I won't rant, take my word for it.
 
My biggest problem with oculus is that I tried it and couldn’t make it work because I don’t have a Facebook account. If I can find another non-oculus headset for cheap, I might go for it again
 
VR's here to stay, but its going to be more or less permanently an enthusiast thing, up there with eye tracking, flight sticks, or racing wheel and pedal setups, shit that 99% of people will consider to be worthless.

Corporate metaversing was doomed and was almost entirely down to everyone and their dog wanting to be able to classify themselves as a tech company for that sweet sweet valuation bump, but not actually having any real idea how to use it. Just didn't want to be left behind.

Consumer VR's been a more interesting problem, because on the technical side, nearly all of the problems are solved. The Quest headset shows irrefutably that you can have a self contained, reasonably good looking, reasonably affordable VR device suited for the masses. But what we've found over the last decade of development on the software side of things, is that most experiences and activities are not better in VR. 'Full immersion home theater' sucks because I can't see anything else, so good luck having popcorn or a drink with your movie, much less watching with another person beside you. VR gaming quickly found out that there's only a relatively limited selection of genres that can really benefit from VR, and VR gaming as a whole is inherently niche regardless of game or genre - Most people who want to game are doing so to unwind and relax, not sweat up a headset stomping on their apartment floor for three hours, spinning in circles and fighting whatever limited walk/turn space they even have available. Furthermore, VR practically demands some level of simulation, and by extension learning and understanding by the player. Pressing a reload button in VR is inherently unsatisfying and lame, as is not being able to interact with shit around you. But, making things more involved and interactible comes with the expectation of knowing how and when to use them, and for the game to teach you as much.

While a select handful of experiences simply cannot be replicated outside of VR (H3, B&S) the majority are just subpar compared to regular 2d games, and are entirely unsuitable to a majority of gamers needs/wants. Bringing costs down on headsets, making them more comfortable or less facebook invested to use can help some, but they'll never get anywhere close to dominant systems in the market. VR will likely continue to go the way of flight sims, with dedicated, expensive hardware and software for the hardcore enthusiasts of their relevant niches, and cheap accessories for software that technically support it, but don't really invest in building around it. Even if you got the hardware down to contact lenses and a pair of thin tracking gloves, it won't solve those problems.

AR on the other hand, I don't think will survive. Its all the problems of VR regarding cost and "Is this actually any better than my X for this use case" combined with looking like a clown and a hearty level of social stigma attached to it, for a device explicitly marketed to be worn out and about with others. There's no need to augment reality at home.
 
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I think it's going to become primarily the domain of the coomer.

AR on the other hand, I don't think will survive. Its all the problems of VR regarding cost and "Is this actually any better than my X for this use case" combined with looking like a clown and a hearty level of social stigma attached to it, for a device explicitly marketed to be worn out and about with others. There's no need to augment reality at home.
I fully expect AR to be relegated to the domain of smartphones.
 
I think it's going to become primarily the domain of the coomer.
VR porn is actually pretty shitty. If you like real girls then the illusion breaks the moment you move your head slightly different from the camera, and if you like CGI girls then your immediately plunged into uncanny valley as the brain does not like most 3d animation when seen in VR, its incredibly lifeless. None of it works - Even the concept of VR porn games fail, you can hold a controller or your dick, not both.

Maybe the worst coomers have far lower standards than I'd expect, but at that point just putting on the headset is more effort that cranking it to whatever bottom barrel content they already do. Any technology that manages to change this equation probably changes the entire space of VR as a whole and can't really be considered the same product as what we use today.

I fully expect AR to be relegated to the domain of smartphones.
This I agree with, and we're already seeing it happen with real-time translation apps. Point your phone at some moonrunes, and it overlays the translation. Only truly useful AR thing I've seen that wouldn't provide similar benefit without the AR aspect.
 
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I miss the short-lived concept of Sony Xperia Play. The idea of a smartphone that has a slide mechanism which reveals a proper physical controller layout is very appealing. Even though it felt like a second attempt of creating a PSP Go, I feel this is the path that at least gaming-oriented phones should've taken - it's been more than a decade and a half of smartphone dominance yet nothing will ever convince me that tapping a piece of glass is more intuitive or tactile for things like typing or gaming where feeling what youre doing actually matters.

Oh yeah, that's the other thing - resistive touch screens on phones. My Nokia 5230 had one of those and I felt it was a good compromise for tactility, as you could rest your finger on the screen and it'd only register once you applied pressure - it worked pretty well for typing, especially if using the classic 12-key phone layout.

Hell, I just miss smartphones with a physical QWERTY keyboard being an option at all.
 
I'm a poor so up until high school I was still buying stuff on cassette/CD, but does anybody remember those little mini CDs they used to sell at Tower records in the late 90s?

What was the gimmick for those? 🤔 Was the whole hook just that they were smaller? Did you have to buy a different player for them? I literally didn't know anyone who owned one of those.

On another note about dead technology, I actually bought a working laserdisc player for about $220 on eBay a couple years ago. So now I have a ton of '80s and early '90s anime (no fake, like HALF of all laserdisc is fucking anime), and a bunch of really good movies up until the late '90s when they stopped putting them on laserdisc. I literally think the newest movie I own on LaserDisc is the first matrix movie.

There's no reason that I own a LaserDisc player other than the fact that I thought it would be really cool to watch movies on discs that are the size of vinyl records.
 
I'm a poor so up until high school I was still buying stuff on cassette/CD, but does anybody remember those little mini CDs they used to sell at Tower records in the late 90s?

What was the gimmick for those? 🤔 Was the whole hook just that they were smaller? Did you have to buy a different player for them? I literally didn't know anyone who owned one of those.
If it was actually a CD, yeah, it just has less play time. Minidisks were a thing though, are you sure that's not what you're talking about?
 
If it was actually a CD, yeah, it just has less play time. Minidisks were a thing though, are you sure that's not what you're talking about?
I think so? Is that what they were? They were like mini CDs they sold at Tower. Did they have their own player? I wonder why they died out.
 
Hell, I just miss smartphones with a physical QWERTY keyboard being an option at all.
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Ok, well, I guess there's one, maybe 2.
Planet Computers Astro Slide 5G.
Reviews, as expected, are mixed and it's not actually shipping.
Also, the Fxtec Pro1X.
All seem to be lagging 1-2 years behind state of the art.
 
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