What’s a funny name for a turkey?

Gravy Baby
Dr. Zoidbird
Side Piece
Dry-Ass Birdie
Earl E. Bird
Chris P. Roast
Lord of the Wings
Turkiwi

And of course, the classic: Turkey McTurkface

Edit: Hungary? You better be Russian to the kitchen
Pluck This
Cut My Thigh into Pieces This is My Last Resort
Much Ado About Stuffing
Baste of Thyme
Baste on a True Story
Rum and Turkeyla
Feast Mode Activated
Thanksgiving Clustercluck
 
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