What's a good way to make beer money that doesn't include selling my body or parts.

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Probably just look into the yard work stuff that requires the least setup and can be dropped anytime.

Again my idea is beer money. I have a job but this is a little extra that doesn't get factored into the budget ya know?
 
Hey those are all good ideas! The furniture stuff how am I supposed to sell a dresser on eBay? I mean the shipping alone must be a lot!
I take measurements of the piece, get a quote from the shipping company online, take it to the shipping company once it sells and they wrap it up and everything before taking it to the buyer. I make the buyer pay for everything.

And yes, shipping is a lot. It is the price you pay for good furniture. But, if you take into account the fact that it will last longer and maintain resale value better than new furniture, it is cheaper in the long term than buying new and you get a better looking piece.
 
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Make a generative AI model. Train it until it develops a believable art style. Edit the generated art in photoshop. Open up commissions. If you do it right there's no way to tell you aren't actually drawing anything and not putting in more than like 15 minutes of work. I spot this more and more nowadays on X.
 
Find a horse race. Find a large collection of gamblers. Say to gamblers you have trained an AI that can predict horse races. Tell them you can prove it by giving them a free trial. Divide your cohort of gamblers into as many groups as there are horses. Tell each group a different horse will win. After the race pick another race. Cut contact with the groups who you predicted wrong. Divide the winning group like before and tell the new groups a different horse. Cut contact with with anyone who lost. Tell the people with 2 wins that the free trial is over and they must pay you to keep using the service. Take the money and run.

Look on Facebook marketplace or other similar things for people trying to get rid of old appliances. There's always a bunch of people giving them away for free because they don't work or they got a new one and don't want to pay someone to dispose of their old one. Pull them to bits. Seperate the different metals into different bins. Once you have collected enough sell it to the scrapper. Steel won't get you much. It's copper you want. But if you're going to the scrapper you may as well collect the steel too. If you collect enough of it sometimes the scrapper will come collect it for no added fee otherwise you'll have to bring it to a scrap yard. You'll very quickly learn which appliances have more or less of each metal and you can start being picky.

When you see a garage sale stop and take a look. Learn how to recognize old high quality tools. There are a lot of people out there who pay a decent amount for older tools that were made before Chinese manufactured shit became so common. You can find them at garage sales for fuck all. Try to find complete sets but you can just build a set over time if you can only find partial sets. Clean and polish them. Sell them. The older American made spanners and wrenches usually get a decent amount. The ones that are made completely out of high quality steel. Most modern tools are shit steel that's just case hardened
 
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