What's a polite way to offer fellacio?

[Feefee81093]

Say there's a girl and there's a cute boy she wants to cannibalize. How does she let him know she wants to get freaky?

 

[Anime Kid With Goggles]

I want a girl to BASH MY COCK WITH A HAMMER UNTIL ITS ALL FUCKED UP LIKE CHRIS CHANS.

Then I want her to BASH THE HAMMER INTO MY SKULL.

And then I want her to fuck my corpse and light my body on fire!!!

Then if she had superpowers, I'd want her to use her powers to resurrect me and do these things ALL OVER AGAIN FOREVER. So I can SUFFER ETERNAL DAMNATION

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Spell it right first

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Assert your dominance and pin him down like a Spartan wedding, lick his body down until you reach his manhood and commence unrelenting worship of his cock until he cries in pain from empty balls.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I want a girl to BASH MY COCK WITH A HAMMER UNTIL ITS ALL FUCKED UP LIKE CHRIS CHANS.

Then I want her to BASH THE HAMMER INTO MY SKULL.

And then I want her to fuck my corpse and light my body on fire!!!

Then if she had superpowers, I'd want her to use her powers to resurrect me and do these things ALL OVER AGAIN FOREVER. So I can SUFFER ETERNAL DAMNATION

bruh where are your parents

 

[Table Country]

I want a girl to BASH MY COCK WITH A HAMMER UNTIL ITS ALL FUCKED UP LIKE CHRIS CHANS.

Then I want her to BASH THE HAMMER INTO MY SKULL.

And then I want her to fuck my corpse and light my body on fire!!!

Then if she had superpowers, I'd want her to use her powers to resurrect me and do these things ALL OVER AGAIN FOREVER. So I can SUFFER ETERNAL DAMNATION

Sir, this is a Wendy's.