What's a weird thing you can't do

[Lucifer's Rectum]

Get a good night's sleep, not hate myself with the burning passion of a thousand suns, be confident in my appearance.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I can't whistle. I've never been able to do it for some reason no matter how many times I try.

 

[Pina Colada]

Hold an updo with chopsticks, as it always comes apart in 2 seconds. One of the many drawbacks of having thick hair.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Taking selfies.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Whistling loudly.
I can whistle normally, but whistling loudly to call attention, I just can't do.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Roll my r's. I can speak pretty good Spanish but I sound retarded doing it so I tell people I can understand Spanish, but not speak it.
I've watched videos, tried to teach myself, had people try to teach me... Nothing has ever worked. I just sound dumb.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

While something I can do, it's still stupidlyhard for me to draw a straight line.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I cannot swallow pills. It feels wrong.

Old age is going to be fun.

 

[Nekromantik]

I can't fully cross my eyes. I had surgery on one of my eyes when I was younger and now it just stops half way when I try to cross my eyes.

 

[Count groudon]

Do a proper pull up. I’m a great climber, but somehow I just can’t do it.

 

[Tampon Head]

Do a cartwheel. I always lose my balance and sprawl down to the floor. Would never be able to do gymnastics.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I cannot let a scab heal without picking it into a nightmare abomination.
I can't say the word "Ancient" properly. Comes out "angk-shint" or "ansent". Or, an-sy-ent, but that's when I've given up...
Can't avoid playing mad libs with the people talking to me. I'm always trying to guess what they're trying to say, for some reason. I know it's awful...
Remembering a person's name after being introduced. Never ever, I'm always too busy trying to remember my own name...

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Swim.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Rise my right brow (left or both works fine) and ride the bike.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

I can't ride a bike

 

[Nick Gars]

I can't whistle normally, only by sucking in air so it comes out very weak and quiet. I also can't walk normally, I walk on very specific parts of my foot because I was one of those kids who took being a ninja seriously and it just stuck. I nearly give people heart attacks all the time because my footsteps don't make a sound.

 

[booklover]

I've never been able to do the "rr" or "ll" sound in Spanish either.

I also can't rollerskate backwards.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Do a proper pull up. I’m a great climber, but somehow I just can’t do it.

You're not using the same set of muscles when you climb as you do when you do a pullup.

Climbing will usually test your biceps, forearms, upper thighs, and grip strength. Your weight is also more often evenly distributed between your arms and legs.

Pullups are targeting the muscles in your shoulders and core strength (abdomen). If you want to get good at pullups, do situps, pullups, and tricep dips.

Keep to a routine and push yourself to muscle fatigue. Your muscles don't get stronger unless they break down to rebuild themselves.

 

[dreamworks face]

I can't roleplay, either sexually, in a d&d context, or at work. It's not that I don't have a theory of mind - I can understand that my character doesn't know something, and if I do play d&d, I understand enough not to meta-game. However - I can't improvise, can't pretend to be a different character than who I am myself, can't do a believable funny/sexy accent, and have to communicate out-of-character for the entire game (this really seems to piss certain types of role-players off.) It makes me feel profoundly stupid whenever I try to play those kinds of games.

 

[PT 522]

Get a gf