What's it like having sex with a Scientologist?

[wry wrangler]

Do OTs have special sex powers? Has anyone ever had sex with a Scientologist without being required to sign an NDA first? Asking for a friend.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Going by Tom Cruise? Midget porn.

 

[Some JERK]

Do OTs have special sex powers?

Does being crazy count as a sex power? I think it does ...so yes.

Has anyone ever had sex with a Scientologist without being required to sign an NDA first?

Yes.

Asking for a friend.

Tell your friend not to do it.

 

[Milkis]

She kept remarking that my pre was clear, for some reason.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

What's it like having sex

You've lost me.

 

[Lorgar]

The one I had sex with was also male so really I just felt a bit gay.

 

[Red Hood]

The one I had sex with was also male so really I just felt a bit gay.

Did you at least get Travolta's autograph?

 

[spastic_bag]

As long as you don't go out-2D, it shouldn't enturbulate any thetans.

 

[Lorgar]

Did you at least get Travolta's autograph?

I didn't sorry. I was pretty young and didn't know how much it'd be worth

 

[ditto]

L. Ron Hubbard disapproved of oral sex.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I haven't tested this firsthand, but I'm reliably informed that if you tell them the Xenu story before they get enough Thetans cleared, their head explodes. Do that just when you're about to climax and all their muscles spasm, makes for one hell of a nut.