What’s my sexuality if I’m only attracted to Midna?

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SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem...
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Technically it's midgetfucking, which I mean, if you get a semi thinking about short queens or Peter Dinklage who am I stop you?
 
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Okay after actually looking at this thing it doesnt immediatly look like a child but i still wont hesitate to call anyone that wants to fuck this a pedo given that the fanart google shat out all looked really pedobaity. I'll also call you a furry for liking wolf bodymorph game.
 
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Towoman said:
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Okay after actually looking at this thing it doesnt immediatly look like a child but i still wont hesitate to call anyone that wants to fuck this a pedo given that the fanart google shat out all looked really pedobaity. I'll also call you a furry for liking wolf bodymorph game.
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Google her twili form. The imp thing is an actual curse placed on her.
 
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just googleing the name + game title showed her big form but i only ever saw the little form when catching glimpses of the game and others already said that you basicly never see it until the end of the game so doesnt really matter that theres two scenes at the end where she isnt pedobait
 
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Towoman said:
just googleing the name + game title showed her big form but i only ever saw the little form when catching glimpses of the game and others already said that you basicly never see it until the end of the game so doesnt really matter that theres two scenes at the end where she isnt pedobait
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Well yeah the point of the entire game is to break her curse, there's other stuff too but that's for sperging in the nintendo threads about. I'm not sexually attracted to midna, I just really love twilight princess so I gotta get the facts right.
 
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Towoman said:
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Okay after actually looking at this thing it doesnt immediatly look like a child but i still wont hesitate to call anyone that wants to fuck this a pedo given that the fanart google shat out all looked really pedobaity. I'll also call you a furry for liking wolf bodymorph game.
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R34 is made by degenerates, so I wouldn't be surprised to see them give Midna a cock, draw her more childishly, or even further emphasize her animalistic attributes.

The official art's shape isn't even very human, just humanoid. Midna's proportions are all out of whack for a person of any age. And her facial features don't look childish, they're too abstract to really even gauge an accurate age.

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I don't know how anyone can fap to this kind of stuff. It's vaguely feminine so at least you'd not be a fag, I guess...
 
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SSj_Ness said:
R34 is made by degenerates, so I wouldn't be surprised to see them give Midna a cock, draw her more childishly, or even further emphasize her animalistic attributes.

The official art's shape isn't even very human, just humanoid. Midna's proportions are all out of whack for a person of any age. And her facial features don't look childish, they're too abstract to really even gauge an accurate age.

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I don't know how anyone can fap to this kind of stuff. It's vaguely feminine so at least you'd not be a fag, I guess...
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Midna is fat and I would not have sex with her
 
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SSj_Ness said:
R34 is made by degenerates, so I wouldn't be surprised to see them give Midna a cock, draw her more childishly, or even further emphasize her animalistic attributes.

The official art's shape isn't even very human, just humanoid. Midna's proportions are all out of whack for a person of any age. And her facial features don't look childish, they're too abstract to really even gauge an accurate age.

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I don't know how anyone can fap to this kind of stuff. It's vaguely feminine so at least you'd not be a fag, I guess...
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It's midget fetishism, like I said. They all secretly desire hobbit poonani.
 
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