What’s something that you’d only admit on here? (No detailed power levels)

[Ted Kaczynski]

What’s something that you’d only ever admit here under cover of anonymity?

i lick windows

 

[Secret Messenger]

I put my blanket over my head when I fart and sniff it all in.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I hate humanity with an apoplectic, homicidal hate. I've met very few people who I don't want to beat into a coma. And yes, I am aware that I'm the asshole.

 

[murph]

I read Kiwi Farms. And I like it.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

One time I.. no wait, that was someone else.

 

[Mr Bubbless]

I'd unironically have sex with rainbow dash

 

[Boom Boss]

This thread is a massive shitpost.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I'm becoming more racist by the day.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin.

 

[Mittens]

Nice try Feds.

 

[A-Stump]

I'm Dirty Dan

 

[Triggerni66er]

I used mobile food delivery services 4 times last week. Quite possibly the laziest I've ever been.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I am sexually attracted to large breasts.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I was the turkey all along.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’m not saying anything without my lawyer present.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Josh is fat and I would have sex with him.

 

[Richie Richard]

I stole his bar of soap with his little shaving hairs embedded in it and it took everything in me not to fish one of his used tissues out of the trash. I know.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Sometimes I like to eat rice cakes with just a tiny drop of A-1 steak sauce on each bite. It sounds weird but tastes good.

 

[ShaBooBoo Markle]

I have been phoning Tim Amarosos work colleagues all day and tellin em he fucks dogs and kills dogs and fucks dead dogs.
Then Ive been shouting FUCK YOU NIGGERMAN! and other random shit before hanging up.

 

[AnyballLecter]

I would admit what my KiwiFarms username is. That's it.