What’s something that you’d only admit on here? (No detailed power levels)

[Monkey Shoulder]

There was blood on my toilet paper today. again

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

I take pictures of people's shoes so I can trace over them.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I can't watch the part of National Lampoon's Vacation where Clark gets mugged by the sheriff because it makes me MATIMATTV

 

[Matt Damon]

I had a friendship with a girl I met on the Internet for the better part of a decade that very briefly became more than a friendship in real life.

That's pretty gay and embarrassing, so any time it's ever come up in conversation, I just lie and say she was someone who moved away and I kept in touch with after high school.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I was the real life inspiration for Everybody Loves Raymond.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The run-up to Easter is the one "Religious Holiday Marketing Campaign" I actually like because bunnies are cute.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I spent nearly all my spare time in high-school exclusively to laughing at lolcows

 

[Permuto]

I was bullied on Phasmophobia by zoomers telling me to say nigger, I was too chicken shit to say it.

 

[thinking man]

a decade ago i bought into all the propaganda about cops wantonly killing black people for no reason, i think right after trayvon martin, and got arrested on a halloween night for drunkenly yelling at a cop for arresting a kid for skateboarding without a helmet

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

I have spent 2/3 of my life following internet happenings and content and if I were able to see how many total years of my life I have used up by hours spent online I would probably be horrified but it has been very enjoyable all the same.

 

[SofondaCox]

I left Easter eggs decorated with homophobic and racist slurs in my neighborhood. It was fun and I’m not sorry.

 

[cookiecutter]

I wrote an edgy note and pasted it in girls bathroom and they laughed at it.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I was renting a house once and I was a great tenant. No parties, kept the house and garden tidy, didn't cause any hassle to my neighbours. My landlord and estate agent were shit, wouldn't repair anything; leaks, electric going out etc. When I came to move out they told me I wouldn't be getting my deposit back because of x y and z reason.

So I took a massive shit on a plastic bag and hid it under the floorboards.

I've no idea why. I have never before or since done anything like it. I was young and thought it was funny at the time

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I banged a girl once whose pussy stunk like the tabletop of a shitty mexican restaurant. A slampig is a slampig is a slampig.

 

[Cats]

I don't really know what else at this point I haven't shared with my good eFriends at kiwifarms.com