What's Star Wars about?

It's about a guy's inability to get laid by the girl he's infatuated with so he gets cucked by one of his mentors when he knocks her up. Then he fully submits to said mentor and becomes his bottom bitch only to be killed by the son of the woman he loved. Sometime later a rando dumb bitch comes around, thinking she's God, and kills literally everybody.
 
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