What's the best strategy to serve laxative filled brownies for furries without getting caught?

[Gorgar]

Hey there, this was something I've wanted to do for a long while.
I want to give furries brownies spiked with laxatives, but unfortunately, I don't have a plan other than just serving them and leaving.
What would there be a good strategy to dart the place without no one knowing while also serving each furry there a brownie?
Is there anything else that I could spike it with that would also be funny? (And no, before anyone asks, not cyanide.)
Would wearing a fursuit better disguise my identity to the public?
Would the TSA write something down?
Here's an illustration of my plans in action.

 

[RW 1995]

wear gloves wear a common looking fursuit ✔ leave and walk far enough to take off the fursuit in a secluded place ✔ sneak it home ✔ hide the fursuit in a crawl space for 4 years ✔ burn it ✔

 

[Thomas Paine]

Most furries are fat MtFs or fags. Literally leave the pan on a table with a sign that says "Free Take One".

Remember to walk away because cool guys don't look at explosions.

 

[KittyGremlin]

That's a redundant strategy. They shit in their pants as they are.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Buy yourself a fur-suit.
Go to a furry convention.
Get invited to a fur-pile.
Leave brownies out, announce loudly you brought snacks (for extra effect imply they're edible).
Sneak out before you get buggered.

 

[Gorgar]

wear gloves wear a common looking fursuit ✔ leave and walk far enough to take off the fursuit in a secluded place ✔ sneak it home ✔ hide the fursuit in a crawl space for 4 years ✔ burn it ✔

How does wearing gloves help anything?

 

[RW 1995]

How does wearing gloves help anything?

i meant wear gloves when u make the brownie oops

 

[Just A Butt]

why not cyanide?

 

[Gorgar]

i meant wear gloves when u make the brownie oops

Again, how does that affect anything?

Buy yourself a fur-suit.
Go to a furry convention.
Get invited to a fur-pile.
Leave brownies out, announce loudly you brought snacks (for extra effect imply they're edible).
Sneak out before you get buggered.

Saying that they're edible would probably alert the police and probably just turn off many people.
Unless, of course, if it's at a furfest that has laws that allow that thing, but I'm 90% sure that the hotel itself won't appreciate it and will call the police.

 

[RW 1995]

Again, how does that affect anything?

Saying that they're edible would probably alert the police and probably just turn off many people.
Unless, of course, if it's at a furfest that has laws that allow that thing, but I'm 90% sure that the hotel itself won't appreciate it and will call the police.

in case it is reported to police, if you do not wear gloves, your fingerprint will be on the dish the brownie is in

 

[User names must be unique]

Intentionally poisoning people is a serious crime, say hello to the glow in the darks for us.

 

[Gorgar]

in case it is reported to police, if you do not wear gloves, your fingerprint will be on the dish the brownie is in

Would forensic evidence police-styled suit work best?
I wouldn't want my hair to be also used as evidence.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Saying that they're edible would probably alert the police and probably just turn off many people.
Unless, of course, if it's at a furfest that has laws that allow that thing, but I'm 90% sure that the hotel itself won't appreciate it and will call the police.

Now I'm stretching my furry knowledge here, but I feel confident that most furpiles aren't held in the open. It's literally a fat sweaty bacchanalia after all. So why wouldn't a room full of moral and sexual degenerates about to partake in some of the most horrific acts known to man, be turned off by some drugs ahead of time? Most of them are probably riding high on poppers and GHB already.

 

[RW 1995]

Would forensic evidence police-styled suit work best?
I wouldn't want my hair to be also used as evidence.

do you regularly get hair in the food you make?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Giardia.

 

[Gorgar]

Now I'm stretching my furry knowledge here, but I feel confident that most furpiles aren't held in the open. It's literally a fat sweaty bacchanalia after all. So why wouldn't a room full of moral and sexual degenerates about to partake in some of the most horrific acts known to man, be turned off by some drugs ahead of time? Most of them are probably riding high on poppers and GHB already.

Now that you mentioned it, it wouldn't be smart to share it in public but rather in private.
Problem is conventions are meant for the public, and I suspect finding multiple private furpiles would be a bit tricky as I don't think they're regularly advertising them as much because being able to say "COME HERE TO FUCK" would be horrible for the hotel's reputation.

 

[Gorgar]

Giardia.

lolwut?

 

[Thumb Butler]

That's a redundant strategy. They shit in their pants as they are.

Sure, but the animal themed adult diapers can only hold as much.

 

[Creep3r]

Make sure to throw in 2 or 3 "dud" brownies with no laxatives into the tray so they don't suspect it was a purposeful diarrhetic sabotage.

lolwut?

Its a kind of diarrhea-inducing parasite you get when you eat something that's been tainted with shit crawling with the little buggers.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Now that you mentioned it, it wouldn't be smart to share it in public but rather in private.
Problem is conventions are meant for the public, and I suspect finding multiple private furpiles would be a bit tricky as I don't think they're regularly advertising them as much because being able to say "COME HERE TO FUCK" would be horrible for the hotel's reputation.

So I guess step 1 would be: join discord and pretend to be an underage boy. Don't worry you don't even have to look very hard, they'll find you on there.