Whats the best way to confess my love to the destructive voice of madness in my head? - or stop mold from growing in my brain

[peachlover669]

Sooo...... He's pretty cute from what I can tell by the audio visual manifestation of him in my mind, but how do I tell him about my feelings? It's so personal yet very distant and I don't want to make things weird or ruin the small chemistry that we both have together. Maybe I could try a cheesy one liner? but what if he doesn't get the comedy or is insulted by my use of words? Im just needing some guidance so if anyone has experience with these kinds of relationships give me a hand! I would have asked we are the witches boyfriend as he seems to be very familiar with these kinds of things but for obvious reasons that's not possible.

 

[Pagan Min]

You just have to be up-front and honest with him. Tell him how much you look forward to spending what'll feel like eternity to you while he slowly devours your soul -- once he corrupts it into a putrid mess, that is. Be sure to emphasize how much you love gazing into his madness-producing faces as they snarl their undying oaths to destroy all of humanity.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Relationships are a joke. Physical manifestations of your inner psyche aren't attracted to you and that's why they don't have sex and get fat.