What's the best way to die in a video game?

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Getting launched into the stratosphere by janky physics.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Titty-fucked to death.

On a more serious note... This thread reminds me of that time where I asked a bunch of speedrunners what's the hardest Genesis game and I said it was the Ooze and a guy was intrigued and said he would play through the entire thing on his YT channel. Seemed like an okay guy and not too spergy from reading his posts. So I check his YT and it's nothing but chicks in video games getting shot in the tits and cunt and highlights their death screams.

 

[the rat]

You grab your Xbox and throw it right against the wall. Boom, your character is now dead.

 

[Double Taps]

GTA 4. Ripping down a highway on a motorcycle and some asshole cab cuts you off randomly turning Nico into an Olympic acrobat for 6 seconds of hangtime. It happened a few times in cars, you get Magneto pulled out the windshield sometimes which I always got a kick out of.

 

[Tablet County]

Being launched across the map by a Warthog spinning at blender speeds.

 

[umseriously]

Best way to die is by fighting the final boss and throwing everything you have at him resulting in a mutual destruction.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

I still find the funniest way to die to be Minecraft, placing a bed down in the Nether and trying to sleep in it will get you killed due to "intentional game design".

that was not fun to find out

 

[Illumithotty]

Leisure Suit Larry 5, where the game ends if you try to be homosexual.

 

[Pargon]

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[twentyZeroOne]

Ragdolling into oncoming traffic

 

[Professor G. Raff]

In real life "in Minecraft".

 

[Samuel Fuller]

The funniest death I ever saw in a video game happened when my friend and I were playing Sonic 2 when it first came out.

In the level on the outside of the airship, he jumped up the tailfin and found a 1-up. He jumped into it from a slightly off angle, and instead of breaking normally, he fell and the monitor fell on top of him, killing him.

Yes, my friend got killed by a free life.

 

[Corette]

Death by guitar warrior.

 

[Red Poker Chip]

Having your brain disappear after removing some mod from an old savefile.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Death by guitar warrior.

Unironically better than most of the crap music that’s pushed on people today. Actually sounds like there’s thought put into the lyrics.

In Grand Theft Auto V: Steal a plane, take it as high over Los Santos as you can, jump out without a parachute, enjoy the temporary freedom of floating through the world, hit the pavement face first.

I really do wish they put more into how badly your body would get eviscerated in that game. Getting hit by a train doesn’t turn you into a pink mist. And falling from that height most definitely would as well.

Here’s hoping they allow us to horribly maim the shitty protagonists they have in store for GTA 6.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I once died by reading a book. It was just too sad or something. I'm not gonna say where and which one it was, so those who don't know, can fear books now.

 

[skykiii]

I once died by reading a book. It was just too sad or something. I'm not gonna say where and which one it was, so those who don't know, can fear books now.

There's actually a few games where reading the wrong book can kill you. I know the original Alone in the Dark is one of them.

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Does anyone else remember this short video that used to circulate about ten or more years ago where someone attempts to do a stunt in GTA Vice City, but as soon as he leaps off a ramp he gets hit by an airplane? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but they can't find the clip.

 

[Fag Albert]

Any multiplayer game where your guy gets folded like laundry right after you said "Check this shit out" to your buddies

 

[Unimaginative Username]

IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE FRFR NO CAP

The modern equivalent is to have in-game microtransactions, where if you buy in the game, you buy in real life.