What's the best way to get bitches on ya dick? - KEEP IT LEGAL!!!!!!!

[BibiLivesMatter]

What's the best way to get a bitch on ya dick? LEGAL BOYS! LEGAL!

 

[Shidoen]

Talk to women and be yourself, except you just gotta not talk.

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

By getting rid of your old yee yee ass haircut.

 

[lemonsensei]

Step 1. Get off the internet.
Step 2. Get laid.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Touch grass get ass my niggs.

 

[DumbDude42]

prostitutes

 

[DuckofDoom]

Take a page from the master of wooing, Russell Greer, and put on an ill fitting suit and take the hooker of your dreams out to Olive Garden. If she doesn't jump on your dick after that, you can always sue.

 

[I am vomit]

Peanut butter

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Peanut butter

I was about to say that.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Own NFTs and a bunch of altcoins. Then talk about it to women at every chance you get.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

man, fuck you. i'll see you at work.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

prostitutes

He said legal.

Best is subjective, but easiest is lowering your standards through the floor.

 

[Retink]

Roll up on them and say "Hey baby cakes, wanna take a ride in my Camaro?"

Don't try to fix them either if you just wannna get your dick in them and dump them. Fixing is for wife life only.

 

[DumbDude42]

He said legal.

Best is subjective, but easiest is lowering your standards through the floor.

they are legal in most places, and where they arent they just call themselves "escort"

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

You get a van, and a couch. You then park somewhere and when a girl comes by, you act like you’re struggling to get the couch in your van. Ask for help, and make sure she gets in the van. You then ask her is she’s a size 14. The question will throw her off, and there you go.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Become a Social Media Influencer or have a YouTube Channel... Oh wait you said legal pussy, nvm.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

1. Get rich
2. Don't be fat
3. Don't be ugly

 

[Skitarii]

man, fuck you. i'll see you at work.

Niggaaaaa

 

[Postal_Rat]

Listen you gotta take that bitch home and marathon DBZ show that bitch romance ain't dead

 

[Uncle Phil]

Short term: get a haircut, dress better and go outside.

Long term: develop your body and your career until you can impress with either.

Little guys who are cut can get a lot more ass than taller/broader guys who are chubby or skinnyfat.