What’s the best way to handle a screaming child on a flight?

[mister meaner]

Oh god they’ve already started and we haven’t even taken off this is a four hour flight pls help

 

[TroonsDid911]

Turn around to the parent and say "Shut your fucking kid up or Im going to teach him the N word."

Only works on white people. Black kids learn the N word at age 2.