What's the best way to piss off a furry?

[Gorgar]

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[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I thought that was some schmuck trying to clean a stain out of his fursuit? Plenty of people gas themselves mixing chlorinate bleach and ammonia in their own households, so it's not like it's entirely impossible.

Midwest Furfest gas attack. Sent a few of them to the hospital.

 

[Ed Special]

Midwest Furfest gas attack. Sent a few of them to the hospital.

Yeah, I saw that. I also saw the archive of some faggot on 4chan asking how to get stains out of a fursuit, timestamped about an hour or two prior, with one of the responses being "Ammonia and bleach"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Sand in their lube.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

Draw their personal OC being gangbanged by niggers. Make sure to get their finer character details so they notice it.

 

[Coelacanth]

Go up to a furfag and ask them how their dad's doing.

 

[GrammaNazi]

Sew shut the anal hole in their furfag suit.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Iirc correctly there was that one hero who attempted to gas them in some hotel during a convention or something. Maybe try doing that successfully and avoid prosecution.

Sounds more dumbass than hero. Trying to use gas at a furry convention? Who the fuck could tell over the sweat and sex stain fug?

 

[The Heartthrob]

They're extremely defensive, so just about anything. Tell them Balto sucks, or make fun of their weird RP.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Trace art of their super speshul wolf fursona and sell it for a quick buck lol.

 

[KittyGremlin]

send to china .

小熊維尼執行 1080p 高清 CCP

kebab dog . 美味的狗肉

 

[Mr. Bung]

Fuck his dog.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Shave 'em.

 

[mister meaner]

- Show them bestiality. Every furfag is deeply ashamed about their lust for animal cock that when they see the real thing, their guilt-boner has them going from zero to moralfag in less than five seconds. Furfags are also notorious for spreading the faux belief that viewing or sharing bestiality is illegal, and will go to extreme lengths to convince people to follow a law which only exists in New Zealand.

- Mention the Em-Bear-Assed segment from 1000 Ways to Die

- Show them the CSI Episode "Fur and Loathing"

- Grief every Second Life yiff club they run

- Defeat every claim of theirs that they "aren't for the sex" by slapping them with cold hard evidence that they are

- Reveal to their families about how furry they are and explain to them the horrors of their fandom. Closeted furries hate this because more times than not, they know their lives will get turned upside down once they're exposed to people they don't want knowing.

- Screenshot their sketchy discord server and make a google doc for your twitter callout

- Shoot them

 

[eDove]

Misgender an animal.

These stupid fucks believe that gender is a societal construct, but they'll get mad as hell if you call a bull a cow, for example, 'cause they all think they're expert Zoologists who have the credentials to lecture you about it.

If you want to piss one of them off, act like you don't know the difference between the male and female of any given species.

 

[Space Cooter]

When they ask you your name and what you do for a living (well, more appropriately for furfags which disorder you claim for ssdi) say:

"my name is Joshua moon, I own a website called the kiwi farms".

 

[AMHOLIO]

Tell them their OC copied someone else's OC. No, really, furries LOVE being unique. As soon as you make a comparison they'll flip the fuck out for the most part.

 

[Dr.Troonenstein]

Iirc correctly there was that one hero who attempted to gas them in some hotel during a convention or something. Maybe try doing that successfully and avoid prosecution.

I thought that was some schmuck trying to clean a stain out of his fursuit? Plenty of people gas themselves mixing chlorinate bleach and ammonia in their own households, so it's not like it's entirely impossible.

Midwest Furfest gas attack. Sent a few of them to the hospital.

Call me a conspiracy nut, but I think that whole business was a false flag to get normies to feel sorry for them. And it unfortunately seems to have worked.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Profess your allegiance to the furry raiders and foxler